Originally Posted by Seabeescotty
I have it, Jay! We are also used to taking orders, even if they don't make sense. And we have enough sense to duck when crap is flying through the air! We don't need as much sleep, because we got used to the other person in the room snoring all night! And as for the food, we ain't too picky about what we're fed, and won't bitch about it every time they decide to finally feed us. Come to think about it, we old guys would make a pretty darn good assault force, as long as the weather isn't too cold! LOL!
and if you want us good and angry....take away our coffee and show us videos of someone urinating and defecating on Ol' Glory.