Nation's delima hits local boy scout troop

[Full MeTal Jack]

I received this email today from our scout master, Preston W.



Gentlemen:

It is with profound regret that I must advise my
inability to participate in Scouting activities for
the immediate and foreseeable future.

After three years of comfortable retirement, I
suddenly find my life in turmoil and uncertainty, and
am confronted with having to relocate to another city,
forthwith! As a matter of explanation, what most of
you do not know is that for many, many years I have
served on the Boards of Directors of both The American
Warehouseman's Association and The American Mover's
Conference; and in so doing, automatically am subject
to the tenants of the National Defense Transportation
Act of 1955, wherein in times of either declared or
perceived impending national emergency, the membership
of said boards shall be called into the service of The
United States, either via commission directly into a
predetermined branch of the military or into Federal
Civil Service within the department of Transportation,
at either the direction of the President or the
Secretary of Defense. Over the past weekend such
orders were disseminated by Sec. Donald Rumsfield, in
my case, to report forthwith to Marine Barracks at 8th
& I, Washington DC, whereupon arrival to act as
adviser to the Commandant United States Marine Corps
in areas of cargo logistics and personnel relocations.
Said orders have not been made public nor have they
been released to the media. In view of the fact that
you are Scouts and assumed trustworthy, I am
authorized to make you privy to certain facts
pertaining to this matter.
The President, ever the compassionate conservative,
has deemed in his infinite wisdom that contrary to
normal conservative fiscal practices, the Federal
Government of the United States will participate fully
in funding of private individuals involved in the
coming crisis. In essence, what is afoot, gentlemen,
is that your government is going to fund the coming
relocation of disgruntled liberal Democrats to Canada.

In my advisory capacity, I will also recommend that as
long as we are spending federal dollars on such a
humane project, why not go the last full measure and
spend a few more dollars on the construction of super
highways running from key entry points along our
Mexican Border (And this is the salient point - Sans
Exit ramps) with no exits to the closest U.S. Border crossing into
Canada and the environs of Quebec City.

Canada wants immigrants; I think it behooves us to be
good neighbors and help them out. Toronto, for
example, has stated that it would like to have an
additional 200,000 citizens over the coming year.
With my plan, we could satisfy their needs for the
next 200 years in about 2 weeks. Last, but not least;
if we exported Liberal Democrates to Canada, the
Intellegence quotients of both countries would rise.

Sincerely

Please contact your senators and congressmen and
support these worthy causes.

[jerry]

Had me going.

[Dallas]

Yep, got me to.

[Shaun]

I like the idea of a highway from Mex to Canada with no exits

[Big Dog]

Just run a cheapo cruiseship from one to the other. Don't bother the US atall.

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Big Dog

Just run a cheapo cruiseship from one to the other. Don't bother the US atall.

better yet a bardge or an old tanker/cargo ship

[Full MeTal Jack]

... and for our Canadian members, all in good humor.
The ol man scout masters has a way with the key board.

[Full MeTal Jack]

Too good to let this thread go idle.
Wonder what the '08 elections will look like.

[SPOCAHP ANAR]

Originally Posted by Full MeTal Jack

Too good to let this thread go idle.
Wonder what the '08 elections will look like.

BLUE