I went and shot My Makerov and had a remarkable sexual experience

Dennis · 12-31-2004, 07:04 AM

HA! I knew that would get you to read this.
so there we are, me and My buddy, at the fancy pants indoor shooting range.
It was the most crowded I have ever seen it ever.
Weirdly crowded and most of the people there where very very young.
lots of "boys and girls"
So,

there we are
in the stall next to us are a gangely kid and his girlfriend and his little sister, "Brittany"
Brittany was 18 I had watched her show her ID at the check in counter.
Neither of the girls had ever shot a gun before and wizened 20 year old brother had been shooting once before so he was the know it all.
I realized at once that I would be able to excercise my highest calling in life, Rescuing Be-utiful young 18 year old girls from being tought incorrect shooting tecnique
So with an unusual smoothness I set about my work in ernest.......and before ya know it little Brittany was chewing ragged holes out of the center of our "T2" targets at 15 feet with regularity, while older brother and girlfriend never shrunk thier rental guns groupings down below pieplate size at the same range.
it was a great day
Brittany responded well to instruction paying such close attention and being very responsiveto my slightest request. I could tell that she had never had much attention from a full grown man such as I.
she wore a form fitting "clingy' top with a zipper in the front. I explained that brass was hot when it is ejaculated from a pistol and that she should keep her top zipped up so she wouldnt get any Hot ejected brass down in her cleavage...............
The childs body had been sculpted by the hands of God
I guess most 18 year olds look that way.
she was so striking and "Dewey" wanting so much to learn how to fire my pistol quickly and accuratly.
I showed her

Big Dog · 12-31-2004, 08:12 AM

Good man, Dennis! Got to teach the young ones right! Can't wait til the next time, she outshoots Big Brother and his bimbo!

And having enjoyed the experience, hopefully she'll be wanting to do it again.

jerry · 12-31-2004, 08:50 AM

Geez!
Who needs romance novels when Dennis is around :uzi:

steel_warrior1 · 12-31-2004, 09:24 AM

It is a Cinderella story. Ugly Dennis gets hot young chic. HAHAHAH.

Dallas · 12-31-2004, 10:35 AM

Dennis did you allow her to touch your pistol? Did she want you to teach her again and again? To bad you couldn't instruct the other young lady too. A threesome would have been a lot of fun.

ScottD · 12-31-2004, 11:18 AM

Dennis you're a skank. Somebody has to break them in. It mine as well be you.

Big Dog · 12-31-2004, 11:32 AM

We had a cute one at the range awhile back - tight jeans and high heels, no less! Eastern European accent.

She remarked when someone offered to let her shoot the AR-15, "I prefer the M-14, it's bigger!" Hehehe.
Gotta love a gal like that!
Ah, if hubby hadn't been so big, strong and a good shot . . .

We went "cold" several times, to let her stroll out to check her target. "No problem, Miss! Take your time!"

Dennis · 01-04-2005, 03:56 AM

I keep on saying that one day the Brittany would come un to me
and so it has come to pass.
though it wasnt the same Brittany as I had envisioned none the less the prophecy has come
and now that I am in the "after coming " phase of said encounter
I wish I could rollover and smoke a cigerette.
sexy girls and guns sha-wing

I am still humming over this one......................

Big Dog · 01-04-2005, 04:20 AM

Is it any wonder we refer to our favorite guns as "she"?

Oxford · 01-04-2005, 10:22 AM

Dennis...that's the best story of the year on G&G! :nod: :right: And as Jerry said, "...who needs romance novels" with your writing skills?

I take it you're an "older" guy, maybe at least 21 yrs old?

Older is all relevant, depending upon whom you're with.

And...didja take a cold shower when you were through firing?

steel_warrior1 · 01-04-2005, 11:24 AM

Dennis has hit the jackpot, while others are sitting here on their computer wishing and thinking. Dennis give hope to all.

NRAJOE · 01-04-2005, 11:26 AM

I'm going to order a nice leather holster for my Mak from Dillon next week...hitched up my pants last night and my Mak fell down the back of my jeans and came out my right leg hole!!!

Dallas · 01-04-2005, 12:01 PM

Joe, you are obviously wearing your jeans to loose. They are suppose to be tight, so the girls can see what caliber gun you are packing.

Dennis · 01-07-2005, 06:38 PM

Sweet little Brittany is way younger than my daughter
still she caused an alteration on bood flow.............

12-31-2004, 07:04 AM	#1
Dennis Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,877	I went and shot My Makerov and had a remarkable sexual experience HA! I knew that would get you to read this. so there we are, me and My buddy, at the fancy pants indoor shooting range. It was the most crowded I have ever seen it ever. Weirdly crowded and most of the people there where very very young. lots of "boys and girls" So, there we are in the stall next to us are a gangely kid and his girlfriend and his little sister, "Brittany" Brittany was 18 I had watched her show her ID at the check in counter. Neither of the girls had ever shot a gun before and wizened 20 year old brother had been shooting once before so he was the know it all. I realized at once that I would be able to excercise my highest calling in life, Rescuing Be-utiful young 18 year old girls from being tought incorrect shooting tecnique So with an unusual smoothness I set about my work in ernest.......and before ya know it little Brittany was chewing ragged holes out of the center of our "T2" targets at 15 feet with regularity, while older brother and girlfriend never shrunk thier rental guns groupings down below pieplate size at the same range. it was a great day Brittany responded well to instruction paying such close attention and being very responsiveto my slightest request. I could tell that she had never had much attention from a full grown man such as I. she wore a form fitting "clingy' top with a zipper in the front. I explained that brass was hot when it is ejaculated from a pistol and that she should keep her top zipped up so she wouldnt get any Hot ejected brass down in her cleavage............... The childs body had been sculpted by the hands of God I guess most 18 year olds look that way. she was so striking and "Dewey" wanting so much to learn how to fire my pistol quickly and accuratly. I showed her __________________ Submitted with respect to all

12-31-2004, 08:12 AM	#2
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,214	Good man, Dennis! Got to teach the young ones right! Can't wait til the next time, she outshoots Big Brother and his bimbo! And having enjoyed the experience, hopefully she'll be wanting to do it again. __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

12-31-2004, 08:50 AM	#3
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,881 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	Geez! Who needs romance novels when Dennis is around :uzi: __________________ I'm a down home back woods redneck

12-31-2004, 09:24 AM	#4
steel_warrior1 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Oberlin, Kansas (Middle of nowhere.) Posts: 435	It is a Cinderella story. Ugly Dennis gets hot young chic. HAHAHAH. __________________ Come Check Out My Pacific Tool Company Website! [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] http://pacificreloaders.awardspace.com/

12-31-2004, 11:18 AM	#6
ScottD Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Evanston, IL Posts: 1,020	Dennis you're a skank. Somebody has to break them in. It mine as well be you. __________________ "Some people can not live without wilderness"-Aldo Leopold

12-31-2004, 10:35 AM	#5
Dallas PUKHA DAWG Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C. Posts: 3,595	Dennis did you allow her to touch your pistol? Did she want you to teach her again and again? To bad you couldn't instruct the other young lady too. A threesome would have been a lot of fun.

12-31-2004, 11:32 AM	#7
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,214	We had a cute one at the range awhile back - tight jeans and high heels, no less! Eastern European accent. She remarked when someone offered to let her shoot the AR-15, "I prefer the M-14, it's bigger!" Hehehe. Gotta love a gal like that! Ah, if hubby hadn't been so big, strong and a good shot . . . We went "cold" several times, to let her stroll out to check her target. "No problem, Miss! Take your time!" __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

01-04-2005, 03:56 AM	#8
Dennis Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,877	I keep on saying that one day the Brittany would come un to me and so it has come to pass. though it wasnt the same Brittany as I had envisioned none the less the prophecy has come and now that I am in the "after coming " phase of said encounter I wish I could rollover and smoke a cigerette. sexy girls and guns sha-wing I am still humming over this one...................... __________________ Submitted with respect to all

01-04-2005, 04:20 AM	#9
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,214	Is it any wonder we refer to our favorite guns as "she"? __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

01-04-2005, 10:22 AM	#10
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	Dennis...that's the best story of the year on G&G! :nod: :right: And as Jerry said, "...who needs romance novels" with your writing skills? I take it you're an "older" guy, maybe at least 21 yrs old? Older is all relevant, depending upon whom you're with. And...didja take a cold shower when you were through firing? __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

01-04-2005, 11:24 AM	#11
steel_warrior1 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Oberlin, Kansas (Middle of nowhere.) Posts: 435	Dennis has hit the jackpot, while others are sitting here on their computer wishing and thinking. Dennis give hope to all. __________________ Come Check Out My Pacific Tool Company Website! [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] http://pacificreloaders.awardspace.com/

01-04-2005, 11:26 AM	#12
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,051 Images: 3	I'm going to order a nice leather holster for my Mak from Dillon next week...hitched up my pants last night and my Mak fell down the back of my jeans and came out my right leg hole!!! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

01-04-2005, 12:01 PM	#13
Dallas PUKHA DAWG Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C. Posts: 3,595	Joe, you are obviously wearing your jeans to loose. They are suppose to be tight, so the girls can see what caliber gun you are packing.

01-07-2005, 06:38 PM	#14
Dennis Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,877	Sweet little Brittany is way younger than my daughter still she caused an alteration on bood flow............. __________________ Submitted with respect to all