| Don't ask the commo guy for a can of "radio squelch".
Never ask the supply sergeant for "BA1100N strings".
You will never find the valve stem for the road wheels on a tracked vehicle.
Never apply for the "in-flight missle mechanic" opening.
Supply is always out of chem-light batteries.
Never ask the motor pool sergeant for "black out drive head light gaskets".
Don't try to "burp" the fuel tanks on HUMVEE's.
Never, EVER, EVER tell an NCO that you "have nothing to do". |