| I guess the funniest story I have is how I got into a foot pursuit with streaker. I was sitting at a stop sign one summer afternoon, and this kid with nothing on but a pair of shoes ran right in front of my patrol car. I pulled in behind him and when he saw me, he started running though yards. I jumped out of my car and chased him on foot for about two blocks. The poor kid tried to jump a 6 foot privacy fence and when he did, he uh...nearly lost "little Jim and the twins" in the process. To make matters worse, he landed into a Honey Suckle bush that was swarming with bees and wasps. I saw him straddle the fence and then fell, after that I heard him screaming. I figured that he had broken his leg or an arm, but the blood running from his freshly torn genitalia and the welps from the stings starting to surface, it obviously wasn't the case. After a trip to the hospital and getting treated for the multiple stings and getting his "package" sewn up, he went to jail. When I asked him why he ran, he told me he did it on a dare. Ya know, if it wasn't for stupid people, I'd be out of a job. |