Survival Rules...

Mooseman684 · 04-22-2007, 02:32 PM

Marine Corps Survival Rules:
> 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
> 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
> 3. Have a plan.
> 4. Have a back-up plan.
> 5. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
> 6. Don't attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber doesn't start with
> a "4."
> 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap.
> 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral &
> diagonal preferred.)
> 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
> 10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
> 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
> 12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or
> tactics. They will only remember who lived.
> 13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to
> shoot.
>
>
> Navy SEALS Survival Rules:
> 1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
> 2. Kill every living thing within view.
> 3. Adjust speedo.
> 4. Check hair in mirror.
>
> US Army Rangers Survival Rules:
> 1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
> 2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
> 3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
> 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
> 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
>
> US Army Survival Rules:
> 1. Select a new beret to wear.
> 2. Sew patches on right shoulder.
> 3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.

> US Air Force Survival Rules:
> 1. Have a cocktail.
> 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
> 3. See what's on HBO.
> 4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
> 5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" PowerPoint
> presentation.
> 6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry
> executives.
> 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
> 8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
> 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
>
> US Navy Survival Rules:
> 1. Go to Sea.
> 2. Drink Coffee.
> 3. Watch porn.
> 4. Deploy the Marines.

knightRider · 04-22-2007, 03:52 PM

funny
but what about the green berat ?

billy · 04-22-2007, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knightRider

funny
but what about the green Beret ?

spellcheck is your pal

Mooseman684 · 04-22-2007, 08:17 PM

See U.S.Army....lol

Big Dog · 04-23-2007, 05:06 AM

US Navy Survival Rules:
> 1. Go to Sea.
> 2. Drink Coffee.
> 3. Watch porn.
> 4. Deploy the Marines.

Yep, that was us to the "T"!

RedneckCatholic · 07-24-2008, 10:57 PM

Airborne Survival Rule: If you're in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

SwedeSteve · 07-25-2008, 09:10 AM

US Army Survival Rules (Revised)
Find Em
Fix Em
Flank Em
F&*k Em

Mike Franklin · 07-25-2008, 02:59 PM

The world is changing.
My son, the Airman, was trained to work on computers, radios and tracking equipment. Loaned to the Army, trained at Fort Riley Kansas 'just in case', then sent to a Marine Base in Afghanistan where, when he wasn't doing his regular job, he drove convoys. The lines have gotten blurred. But BTW, he enjoyed his time over there.

big shrek · 07-25-2008, 03:40 PM

Green Beret's have been disbanded & reformed. Now any fawker can wear a green one. Pisses me off.

On the Air Force rules you forgot "Send a hottie fem Sgt to fellatiate the congressman/woman into doing whatever the Air Farce Wants."

04-22-2007, 02:32 PM	#1
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 9,668 Images: 2	Survival Rules... Marine Corps Survival Rules: > 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. > 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. > 3. Have a plan. > 4. Have a back-up plan. > 5. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet. > 6. Don't attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber doesn't start with > a "4." > 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. > 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & > diagonal preferred.) > 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. > 10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. > 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. > 12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or > tactics. They will only remember who lived. > 13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to > shoot. > > > Navy SEALS Survival Rules: > 1. Look very cool in sunglasses. > 2. Kill every living thing within view. > 3. Adjust speedo. > 4. Check hair in mirror. > > US Army Rangers Survival Rules: > 1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving. > 2. Locate individuals requiring killing. > 3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing. > 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted. > 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving. > > US Army Survival Rules: > 1. Select a new beret to wear. > 2. Sew patches on right shoulder. > 3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear. > US Air Force Survival Rules: > 1. Have a cocktail. > 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner. > 3. See what's on HBO. > 4. Ask "what is a gunfight?" > 5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" PowerPoint > presentation. > 6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry > executives. > 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets. > 8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally. > 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time. > > US Navy Survival Rules: > 1. Go to Sea. > 2. Drink Coffee. > 3. Watch porn. > 4. Deploy the Marines. __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

04-22-2007, 03:52 PM	#2
knightRider Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: you know where Posts: 2,683 Images: 19 Blog Entries: 11	funny but what about the green berat ? __________________ I'm part kalishnakov, part heckler and Koch.

04-22-2007, 08:17 PM	#4
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 9,668 Images: 2	See U.S.Army....lol __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

04-23-2007, 05:06 AM	#5
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,212	US Navy Survival Rules: > 1. Go to Sea. > 2. Drink Coffee. > 3. Watch porn. > 4. Deploy the Marines. Yep, that was us to the "T"! __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

07-25-2008, 09:10 AM	#7
SwedeSteve Thor's Hammer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 10,346 Images: 1	US Army Survival Rules (Revised) Find Em Fix Em Flank Em F&*k Em __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

07-24-2008, 10:57 PM	#6
RedneckCatholic Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: New Albania, the Ohio Valley Posts: 185	Airborne Survival Rule: If you're in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

07-25-2008, 02:59 PM	#8
Mike Franklin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Poteet, Texas Posts: 1,276	The world is changing. My son, the Airman, was trained to work on computers, radios and tracking equipment. Loaned to the Army, trained at Fort Riley Kansas 'just in case', then sent to a Marine Base in Afghanistan where, when he wasn't doing his regular job, he drove convoys. The lines have gotten blurred. But BTW, he enjoyed his time over there. __________________ Aim real good we're nearly out of ammo.

07-25-2008, 03:40 PM	#9
big shrek Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Northwest, FL Posts: 446 Images: 37	Green Beret's have been disbanded & reformed. Now any fawker can wear a green one. Pisses me off. On the Air Force rules you forgot "Send a hottie fem Sgt to fellatiate the congressman/woman into doing whatever the Air Farce Wants." __________________ No worry I are just der big dumb troll nevermind dis here notepad I am just countin' ma toes.