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Originally Posted by Shenlung  You know, Mosineer, you've got it right. Cheap is a relative term. Getting my C&R was the most expensive "cheap" license I've ever gotten. 'Course, it's no one's fault but my own that I see old rifles and start to salivate.  |
No, no, you're supposed to have a "sickness", since that symptom you're describing is the same as a druggie around drugs and a theif around easily stolen goods... it's a "sickness" that you should be funded by the government through a program to "wean" you off of it, even if it takes multiple times.
We need GA, Guns Anonymous, and Firearms Clinics, like Methadone Clinics, where we can get a Jennings .25acp that jams every other shot, so that we fulfill the craving, but start to not enjoy it as much.
Of course, we'll be allowed to buy as much ammo as we want, just like drug addicts are allowed to smoke at the NA and AA meetings. So, once we relapse and buy ourselves a Mosin Nagant or Ruger 10/22, we'll go on a binge out in the countryside, killing thousands of bowling pins and pop cans.
It will, of course, be a tragic thing and we'll have to wimper back to "rehab" for another go on the taxpayer's dollar.