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Old 07-27-2007, 05:47 PM   #1
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Five rules for men to live a happy life

Five rules for men to live a happy life


1. It’s important to have a woman who helps around the house, cooks, cleans, and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman who laughs at your jokes and can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman you can trust and doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman that is passionate in bed and likes to be with you.

5. It’s very important these four women do not meet each other.
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Old 07-27-2007, 06:10 PM   #2
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Ain't that the truth!
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Old 07-27-2007, 10:58 PM   #3
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As I told my wife the last time she accused me of having a girlfriend, "for crying out loud, Woman. I already have you driving me up a wall; why in **** would I want another woman doing it too?"
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Old 07-28-2007, 04:45 AM   #4
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Old 07-28-2007, 08:09 AM   #5
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Old 07-28-2007, 09:17 AM   #6
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Old 07-28-2007, 04:54 PM   #7
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...it's okay, we're men, we're a simple creature leading simple lives. We need our dreams.
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