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| Senior Member | Five rules for men to live a happy life Five rules for men to live a happy life 1. It’s important to have a woman who helps around the house, cooks, cleans, and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman who laughs at your jokes and can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman you can trust and doesn’t lie to you. 4. It’s important to have a woman that is passionate in bed and likes to be with you. 5. It’s very important these four women do not meet each other.
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004
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| Ain't that the truth! |
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| Resident Armed Liberal ![]() | As I told my wife the last time she accused me of having a girlfriend, "for crying out loud, Woman. I already have you driving me up a wall; why in **** would I want another woman doing it too?"
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: burton michigan
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| amen troy |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: AL
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| Good one! |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Edmonds, WA
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| *pats TexasT on the head* ...it's okay, we're men, we're a simple creature leading simple lives. We need our dreams. ![]()
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