Are Zombies real?

[redhed]

It's a bopbopaloodopabambamboom type of situation, billy!

[billy]

thank you for the clarification redhed.

[redhed]

se nada

[khahn79]

Billy... TEOTWAWKI=The end of the world as we know it.... and I feel fineeeeee! Opps, sorry, broke out into an REM song there!

[TexasT]

TISNF!!! I didn't know that acronym!

[irish murphy]

Originally Posted by quickgunner

We are one step closer to Zombies. With in the last few weeks, scientists have managed to reanimate a previously dead heart.
Peterborough Examiner - Ontario, CA

Zombies have been created, now it is just a waiting game.

We are one step closer to Zombies. With in the last few weeks, scientists have managed to reanimate a previously dead heart.
Peterborough Examiner - Ontario, CA

Zombies have been created, now it is just a waiting game.

I love that picture mate,do you know if they sell those?Or is it something home made?

[kalashnikov47]

All I gotta say is that if they do exist I call first shot at Jay Leno and Burt Reynolds...

WARNING GRAPHIC ...but hey this is zombies were talking bout here right?

Plus this is the spainish version LOL

YouTube - El amanecer de los muertos - Ana y Steve

[Punisher]

If they were real they would make for great live targets.

[BPierce]

Of course zombies are REEL!

[ezearln]

I used to do spot work with a friend who worked at a morturary, on occasion he would need help recovering a cadaver from a hospital or morgue and would call on me to assist. We were once transporting one such recently deceased fellow back to the morturary to be prepared for burial, when in the back of the station wagon for whatever reason that poor soul sat up body bag and all (he had not been autopsied) and then slowly lay back to his original position. Evidently the person had not been dead long and my friend while I was trying to avoid the soil in my Levis explained to me that rarely such reactions did happen, and they were nothing to be concerned by. Whatever I never (I was 17 at the time) went to help him again after that convinced the undead were simply awaiting the right moment and that feller just got impatient!

[tlarkin]

Originally Posted by redhed

Oh come on guys...scientists have also successfully cloned a working mouse heart and made it start beating....LOOK OUT EVERYONE!! HERE COMES THE ZOMBIE MICE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! PROTECT YOUR CHEESE SUPPLY!! CHEESE!!! THEY WANT CHEESE!!!

Hm, perhaps you haven't read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, then you would realize how smart mice really are...

Zombies are the undead, people who are living and get infected, they die from it in a technical medical sense but their bodies remain animated. Their minds reduced to minimal basic instincts. Most zombie theories come from a Virus that spreads and infects humans through a fluid transfer. There have been no reports of an airborne virus yet, that would devastate us all. It is also heavily theorized that the virus could not infect people who are already dead, since the virus would need to actually infect living flesh to take over the body. An already dead body is useless to the virus.

I think people are fascinated by zombies for several reasons. The survival aspect is always part of it, and the human nature aspect. How far are you willing to go to survive? Would you kill anyone and anything that got in your way? Would you sell out your best friend? Remember the biggest threat during a zombie apocalypse is not the undead, it is the living. The living will betray you, use you, kill you, rob you, and leave you high and dry to fend for yourself. Only for the sake of saving their own skin. A common theme you see in zombie films is that there is always someone who betrays the rest of the survivors for their own personal gain. Then it makes you think how bad are we really as living beings? Are we that evil that we would sacrifice all hope that is left for our species to just save ourself?

I have studied zombies for a long time. Read books, watched films, read comics, surfed the interwebs, etc. I even came up with some escape routes to get the hell out of the city when it goes down.

For anyone who wants a definitive survival guide I strongly suggest you pick up this book. This is the one book you would need to study to have a chance at survival.

Amazon.com: The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete...

[neophyte]

Folks; We'uns that have chased the raccoon at night know about them Zombies.

On a full moon nite; kick them dogs out and wait a few minutes. the race will be on

Come about sun-up after chasing and being chased all nite;

tell me hounds weren't running zombies.
Full moons are the worst.

Dogs ell get em to a tree and BOOM they gone; and it's on again; edges of swamps are the worst.

Big old splashing, sloggin, dem gurgglin noises, jumping out of trees, splashing about.

They are there

A full moon coon hunters night; with the critters of the night.

[billy]

Originally Posted by neophyte

Folks; We'uns that have chased the raccoon at night know about them Zombies.
On a full moon nite; kick them dogs out and wait a few minutes.
Come about sun-up after chasing and being chased all nite; tell me hounds weren't running zombies.

Full moons are the worst. Dogs ell get em to a tree and BOOM they gone; and it's on again; edges of swamps are the worst.
Big old splashing, sloggin, dem gurgglin noises, jumping out of trees, splashing about.
They are there

is this in code?
i had to read it a few times and i think i understand it but.........

[neophyte]

Sir; Chasing about at night with a group of hounds; there are all sort of critters wondering about.

Did the editing help

[ouch]

I am truly amazed at some of the people who think that "zombies" might exist.

Only zombies believe in zombies.

Hope I have not offended YOU.

Coons don't count

[billy]

Originally Posted by neophyte

Sir; Chasing about at night with a group of hounds; there are all sort of critters wondering about.

Did the editing help

kind sir,
yes thank you.

zombies are yet another sign the end times!
you know?
armageddon?
antichrist?
cats sleeping with dogs?

Originally Posted by Inew2guns

Couldn't stop laughing after that! But in my personal opinion I would say I highly doubt that they are real if they were real what are they waiting for?

yeah well......
i never thought i would see cats sleeping with digs either but.....

[irish murphy]

Originally Posted by ouch

I am truly amazed at some of the people who think that "zombies" might exist.

Only zombies believe in zombies.

Hope I have not offended YOU.

Coons don't count

If only zombies believe in zombies (as you say) then they must exist.Since when have you cared if you offend anyone?

[billy]

feeeelings whoa wo wo wo feeeeelings!

ZHTF is the only reason i own ANY guns!
did you guys think all that target practice was for fun?

i dont even like guns .
but i'll be darned if my brains are getting eaten without a fight!

[ouch]

I woud agree that it is unlikely for Zombieshtf, but still shoot as many times as I can. More worried about meth heads.

[neophyte]

ouch: Sir; aint 'meth heads' sort of zombie; or is that a heathen or sadness.

Sir; go down to the swamp; and just listen to the night.

Folks that have fear; can, and will hear the

sounds of the night.