Hilliary Fan

Minionsram · 02-16-2008, 11:56 AM

A teacher in Elmira, New Yo rk asked her 6th grade class how many of them
were Hillary fans.

Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...
Again.

Little Johnny replied: 'Because I'm not a Hillary fan.'

The teacher responded, 'Why aren't you a Hillary fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

So his teacher asked why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my mom's a Republican and my dad's a
Republican, so I'm a Republican'.

The teacher replied, 'So, if your mom was a moron and your dad was an
idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny beamed back 'Well, that would
undoubtedly make me a Hillary fan '

ArkansasHunter · 02-16-2008, 12:15 PM

OMG this kid is smart LOL !!!!!!!!

knightRider · 02-16-2008, 12:20 PM

funny joke

Rye-man · 02-16-2008, 01:04 PM

thebigitch62 · 02-16-2008, 01:13 PM

you notice a lot of school teachers are hillary fans

Big Dog · 02-16-2008, 04:41 PM

Y'all would be shocked to know how many people here in the Florida Department of Education home-school their kids! They know how well (NOT!) the system works.

270wsm · 02-16-2008, 04:56 PM

PRICELESS!

Windwalker · 02-16-2008, 05:07 PM

+1 for Little Johnny. LOL

Cyrano · 02-16-2008, 05:24 PM

aah-OOO-GAH! Hoo-rah! Good on Little Johnny!

snuffysmith · 02-16-2008, 08:01 PM

Good Lord, you guys are trying to kill me tonight!!!
My side is beginning to ache. LOL

Snuffy

7mmremmag1995 · 02-18-2008, 06:18 PM

What's this kids I.Q.

Seabeescotty · 02-19-2008, 05:39 AM

I like Johny!! His parents raised him well.

Cyrano · 02-19-2008, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 7mmremmag1995

What's this kids I.Q?

I don't know, but he's smarter than at least 40% of the electorate! And it's worth noting that young kids haven't learned about the necessity to tell little white lies to lubricate social interactions yet, so they tend to call 'em like they see 'em.

.22guy · 02-19-2008, 11:56 AM

That was sweet!

02-16-2008, 11:56 AM	#1
Minionsram Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: South Carolina Posts: 72 Trader Rating: (0)	Hilliary Fan A teacher in Elmira, New Yo rk asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Hillary fans. Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... Again. Little Johnny replied: 'Because I'm not a Hillary fan.' The teacher responded, 'Why aren't you a Hillary fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.' So his teacher asked why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my mom's a Republican and my dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican'. The teacher replied, 'So, if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny beamed back 'Well, that would undoubtedly make me a Hillary fan '

02-16-2008, 12:20 PM	#3
knightRider Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: you know where Posts: 2,599 Trader Rating: (0)	funny joke __________________ I'm part kalishnakov, part heckler and Koch.

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270wsm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 326 Trader Rating: (0)	PRICELESS! __________________ THIS IS MY COMMANDMENT,THAT YE LOVE ONE ANOTHER,AS I HAVE LOVED YOU-Jesus Christ(John15:12)

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ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,531 Trader Rating: (0)	OMG this kid is smart LOL !!!!!!!!

02-16-2008, 01:13 PM	#5
thebigitch62 Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Port Orchard Wa Posts: 94 Trader Rating: (0)	you notice a lot of school teachers are hillary fans

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Cyrano Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New York Posts: 1,967 Trader Rating: (0)	aah-OOO-GAH! Hoo-rah! Good on Little Johnny!

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02-18-2008, 06:18 PM	#11
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,275 Trader Rating: (0)	What's this kids I.Q.

02-19-2008, 05:39 AM	#12
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.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,071 Trader Rating: (0)	That was sweet! __________________ Guns: they are like baseball cards except they are cool and you can kill things with em. -Billy