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Old 02-16-2008, 11:56 AM   #1
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Hilliary Fan
A teacher in Elmira, New Yo rk asked her 6th grade class how many of them
were Hillary fans.

Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...
Again.

Little Johnny replied: 'Because I'm not a Hillary fan.'

The teacher responded, 'Why aren't you a Hillary fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

So his teacher asked why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my mom's a Republican and my dad's a
Republican, so I'm a Republican'.

The teacher replied, 'So, if your mom was a moron and your dad was an
idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny beamed back 'Well, that would
undoubtedly make me a Hillary fan '
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Old 02-16-2008, 12:15 PM   #2
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OMG this kid is smart LOL !!!!!!!!
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Old 02-16-2008, 12:20 PM   #3
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funny joke
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Old 02-16-2008, 01:04 PM   #4
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Old 02-16-2008, 01:13 PM   #5
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you notice a lot of school teachers are hillary fans
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Old 02-16-2008, 04:41 PM   #6
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Y'all would be shocked to know how many people here in the Florida Department of Education home-school their kids! They know how well (NOT!) the system works.
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PRICELESS!
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+1 for Little Johnny. LOL
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aah-OOO-GAH! Hoo-rah! Good on Little Johnny!
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Good Lord, you guys are trying to kill me tonight!!!
My side is beginning to ache. LOL

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What's this kids I.Q.
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I like Johny!! His parents raised him well.
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Old 02-19-2008, 08:11 AM   #13
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What's this kids I.Q?
I don't know, but he's smarter than at least 40% of the electorate! And it's worth noting that young kids haven't learned about the necessity to tell little white lies to lubricate social interactions yet, so they tend to call 'em like they see 'em.
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That was sweet!
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