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Old 03-27-2008, 10:46 AM   #1
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How much is your corpse worth?
The Cadaver Calculator - How Much is Your Body Worth?

I'm worth $5400
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Old 03-27-2008, 10:48 AM   #2
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2 cents ! LOL
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Old 03-27-2008, 11:30 AM   #3
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$4780 is what my corpse is worth. Good one AH!
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Old 03-27-2008, 11:34 AM   #4
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4995 I am worth more dead than alive.
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Old 03-27-2008, 11:53 AM   #5
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5100 lol weird
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Old 03-27-2008, 12:15 PM   #6
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WOOHOO!! $6475
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Old 03-27-2008, 12:30 PM   #7
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4940 they can have me now and we could bail out ash thats 4939 more than the wife wants to sell me at auction
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Old 03-27-2008, 12:31 PM   #8
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dang I thought I was worth more sniffle sniffle $5600
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Old 03-27-2008, 12:38 PM   #9
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4115 USD...not bad for an old guy.
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Old 03-27-2008, 12:41 PM   #10
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$4278, dang. looks like I lost that one
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Old 03-27-2008, 12:44 PM   #11
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$6525 woohooo!!! think of the guns ill be able to buy with that!!....
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Old 03-27-2008, 02:15 PM   #12
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alot less than most of yalls
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Old 03-27-2008, 02:19 PM   #13
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$3765 what a shame and here I thought all my fillings were worth more than that!
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Old 03-27-2008, 02:27 PM   #14
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$4590...Now does this get tallied up with my net worth?
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Old 03-27-2008, 02:33 PM   #15
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The summary showed the following: "Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4405!"
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Old 03-27-2008, 02:36 PM   #16
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Glad you are worth that much . . .
. . . but I guess they will have to pay someone to haul my
carcass to the crematory.
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:00 PM   #17
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The summary showed the following: "Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4405!"
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:28 PM   #18
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$4930... where can I find a buyer?
Maybe pay now, collect later?
How an equity loan, what would a pawn shop give me?

So many choices...

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Old 03-27-2008, 06:46 PM   #19
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Well, how much life insurance do you have? My corpse is worth a lot more to my wife than five thousand bucks. We're in Lexus territory here...at least. That's my guess since the day I saw her with the life insurance policy in one hand and a Lexus catalog in the other.
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I thought I was worth less Im shocked 6025
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