| well its like this.... being country boys growing up on the river for fun and to stay out of trouble we would ride the old dirt coal mine roads usually going fishing or just to spot wildlife.Well it was after a real good thunderstorm we decided to ride and do some 4x4ing in the mud when we rounded a bend in the road and there was this turkey in the mud and water beating his wings like it was mad ( which it was) It didnt see us so my friend got out of the truck and sneaked thru the woods to see how close he could get to it (got to close) with us watching all of a sudden he comes busting out of the cover and with one huge leap (aka:belly flop) manages to surprise this bird and grabs him buy one leg (another big mistake) well he soon found out those beaks just aint for eating and this thing knows kung foo cuz its fighting with the only leg its got free and doing a dam good job at it.Well by now by buddy has relized this was a mistake and in the battle grabs the turkey by the neck to try to controll it(another mistake) now it has both feet (aka: weapons) free and proceeds to rip him apart and him not having enough sence to let go. With feather flying and mud and water spashing everywhere I swear with us watching that dam bird drug him down the road with him sceaming *HALPPPPPP* screw you....remembering the bobcat , Finally he lets go of it and it runs off never taking flight and we drive on up to get our wounded friend who now says........ did ya know them spurs hurt? DUH |