Dirty football sayings

stitchclimber · 04-30-2008, 01:43 AM

20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It's a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He's got great hands.

SwedeSteve · 04-30-2008, 01:59 AM

One tap on the @$$, and he's in motion!

CalifgirlinOk · 04-30-2008, 06:48 AM

OH MY!!!!.........

andrew cochran · 04-30-2008, 09:20 AM

NICE! LOL LOL!

ezearln · 04-30-2008, 12:32 PM

Good Lawd almighty, thinking Hmmmm

7mmremmag1995 · 04-30-2008, 04:28 PM

lmao

Windwalker · 04-30-2008, 07:53 PM

sell33 · 04-30-2008, 08:08 PM

hmm never thought of them like that...lol did u think of them all by yourself stitch?

redhed · 04-30-2008, 08:58 PM

Never much trusted a sport where grown men jump on one another and then slap one another on the bum when they get up.

Momoney567 · 05-08-2008, 06:49 PM

Things to think about at football practice..

GlockMeister · 05-08-2008, 06:55 PM

Those are all excellent perversions of the games sayings. lol

But, don't forget, "He got really good penetration (through the line)". Kind of goes with or an addition to #'s 10 and 20...

04-30-2008, 01:43 AM	#1
stitchclimber Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The great northwest Posts: 931 Trader Rating: (0)	Dirty football sayings 20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow. 17. It's a game of inches. 16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. 15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding. 14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow. 13. He found his tight end. 12. End around. 11. He had to stretch to get it in. 10. He gets penetration in the backfield. 9. He blows them off (at the line). 8. He bangs it in. 7. He could go all the way. 6. He gets it off just in time. 5. He goes deep. 4. He found a hole and slid through it. 3. He pounds it in. 2. He beats them off (the line) 1. He's got great hands. __________________ turning up the radio, got just enough religion and a half tank of gas...

04-30-2008, 01:59 AM	#2
SwedeSteve Grumpy Old Fart Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: AnchorTown, Alaska Posts: 9,178 Trader Rating: (0)	One tap on the @$$, and he's in motion! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

04-30-2008, 06:48 AM	#3
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,321 Trader Rating: (0)	OH MY!!!!......... __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

04-30-2008, 09:20 AM	#4
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 1,911 Trader Rating: (1)	NICE! LOL LOL! __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!

04-30-2008, 12:32 PM	#5
ezearln Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Hill Country Posts: 3,178 Trader Rating: (0)	Good Lawd almighty, thinking Hmmmm __________________ "You can have my Freedom when I'm done with it!"

04-30-2008, 04:28 PM	#6
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,275 Trader Rating: (0)	lmao __________________ Just LeDoux it

04-30-2008, 07:53 PM	#7
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,294 Trader Rating: (0)	LMAO __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

04-30-2008, 08:08 PM	#8
sell33 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,044 Trader Rating: (0)	hmm never thought of them like that...lol did u think of them all by yourself stitch?

04-30-2008, 08:58 PM	#9
redhed Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Armpit, Illinois, USA Posts: 325 Trader Rating: (0)	Never much trusted a sport where grown men jump on one another and then slap one another on the bum when they get up. __________________ I'm a member of PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals!

05-08-2008, 06:49 PM	#10
Momoney567 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern tube Louisiana Posts: 198 Trader Rating: (0)	Things to think about at football practice.. __________________ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never found automatic weapons.

05-08-2008, 06:55 PM	#11
GlockMeister Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern Illinois Posts: 4,961 Trader Rating: (0)	Those are all excellent perversions of the games sayings. lol But, don't forget, "He got really good penetration (through the line)". Kind of goes with or an addition to #'s 10 and 20... __________________ I'd rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6!