Frank's new hunting rifle

ghost_raven · 05-02-2008, 02:43 AM

So... Frank gets a new hunting rifle for his birthday, and he's really excited to try it out. He immediately goes out, and after awhile of wandering around spots a small bear. He quickly raises his rifle and shoots the bear. He gets a silly grin on his face as he admires his kill, but then feels a tap on his shoulder. Behind him is another, much larger bear.

"Big mistake, son... either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex," it said.

Frank had no desire to die, so he submitted to the bear, and was sore for a few days afterward. But, he recovered and swore revenge. He went out to the woods, shot the bear that had violated him, and was shouting obscenities at the corpse when he felt another tap on his shoulder.

"You just don't learn, do you?" Said another bear. "I maul you, or really rough sex. Your choice."

Frank still wasn't ready to die, so he submitted to this bear, and it took him a couple weeks to recover. Once again, he swore revenge. He went out, tracked down the bear that violated him, shot it, and was kicking the corpse when he felt another tap on his shoulder. Whimpering a bit, he turned around.

A bear was standing there, shaking its head. "Admit it. You don't come here for the hunting."

Billyz · 05-02-2008, 02:46 AM

Got a big grin outa me.

stitchclimber · 05-02-2008, 03:14 AM

ewww

CalifgirlinOk · 05-02-2008, 05:38 AM

OH MY.........LOL

andrew cochran · 05-02-2008, 09:38 AM

Whew! nasty LOL

7mmremmag1995 · 05-02-2008, 05:25 PM

please dont tell me ghost raven this is a personal experience j'k but it was funny

sc928porsche · 05-03-2008, 01:07 PM

Maybe he was trying to get revenge for the first time by wearing the bear out. No?

ghost_raven · 05-03-2008, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by 7mmremmag1995

please dont tell me ghost raven this is a personal experience j'k but it was funny

I doubt I would admit if it was... lol.

Actually, never been hunting... just like to collect and target shoot. Figure, I live in the city and have too easy of access to grocery stores, I guess.

neophyte · 05-03-2008, 02:36 PM

ghost_raven: Sir; most of the time? I figure out where it's going before the ending. Boy? didn't? I get a surprise

Windwalker · 05-03-2008, 02:44 PM

Lol, good one.

Momoney567 · 05-08-2008, 07:48 PM

hahahaa!

sell33 · 05-08-2008, 08:07 PM

Lol that was good...

05-02-2008, 02:43 AM	#1
ghost_raven Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Albuquerque, NM Posts: 408	Frank's new hunting rifle So... Frank gets a new hunting rifle for his birthday, and he's really excited to try it out. He immediately goes out, and after awhile of wandering around spots a small bear. He quickly raises his rifle and shoots the bear. He gets a silly grin on his face as he admires his kill, but then feels a tap on his shoulder. Behind him is another, much larger bear. "Big mistake, son... either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex," it said. Frank had no desire to die, so he submitted to the bear, and was sore for a few days afterward. But, he recovered and swore revenge. He went out to the woods, shot the bear that had violated him, and was shouting obscenities at the corpse when he felt another tap on his shoulder. "You just don't learn, do you?" Said another bear. "I maul you, or really rough sex. Your choice." Frank still wasn't ready to die, so he submitted to this bear, and it took him a couple weeks to recover. Once again, he swore revenge. He went out, tracked down the bear that violated him, shot it, and was kicking the corpse when he felt another tap on his shoulder. Whimpering a bit, he turned around. A bear was standing there, shaking its head. "Admit it. You don't come here for the hunting." __________________ The First Amendment defines America, the Second Amendment defends it.

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Billyz Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 110	Got a big grin outa me. __________________ COG #47

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stitchclimber Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The great northwest Posts: 1,001	ewww __________________ turning up the radio, got just enough religion and a half tank of gas...

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sc928porsche Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: living in Alabama now Posts: 281	Maybe he was trying to get revenge for the first time by wearing the bear out. No?

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sell33 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,320	Lol that was good...