You looked a lot like my wife

LefthandShooter · 05-04-2008, 05:03 PM

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

troy2000 · 05-04-2008, 06:23 PM

GlockMeister · 05-04-2008, 06:26 PM

CalifgirlinOk · 05-05-2008, 01:57 AM

Cute...!!

tbonecpk · 05-05-2008, 01:58 AM

andrew cochran · 05-05-2008, 10:41 AM

Silent Shooter · 05-05-2008, 12:42 PM

I walked up to my wife in WalMart one day and slapped her right on the butt. The only problem was, when she turned around, it wasn't my wife. I apologized profusely and tried to explain that they were built exactly the same, were dressed exactly the same, and had hair that looked exactly the same. I ended up telling her to stay put while I madly run all over WalMart to find my wife. I drug her across the store and showed the two ladies each other and thankfully they both thought it was funny. I have never slapped my "wife" on the butt in public again...

ArkansasHunter · 05-05-2008, 12:48 PM

LOL !!!

andrew cochran · 05-05-2008, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Shooter

I walked up to my wife in WalMart one day and slapped her right on the butt. The only problem was, when she turned around, it wasn't my wife. I apologized profusely and tried to explain that they were built exactly the same, were dressed exactly the same, and had hair that looked exactly the same. I ended up telling her to stay put while I madly run all over WalMart to find my wife. I drug her across the store and showed the two ladies each other and thankfully they both thought it was funny. I have never slapped my "wife" on the butt in public again...

That's a big no no. LOL

LefthandShooter · 05-05-2008, 03:01 PM

I smacked my wife on the backside one time in the store.She told me not do disrespect her like that. I said I felt like doing it then and if I felt like doing it again in the future but wasn't allowed to do it to her what then? WRONG QUESTION!!!!!!!!!
(I would never smack another woman though.)

7mmremmag1995 · 05-05-2008, 04:02 PM

TXplt · 05-05-2008, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Shooter

I walked up to my wife in WalMart one day and slapped her right on the butt. The only problem was, when she turned around, it wasn't my wife. I apologized profusely and tried to explain that they were built exactly the same, were dressed exactly the same, and had hair that looked exactly the same. I ended up telling her to stay put while I madly run all over WalMart to find my wife. I drug her across the store and showed the two ladies each other and thankfully they both thought it was funny. I have never slapped my "wife" on the butt in public again...

Funny, I've done the same thing too.

Even when my wife was in another store

Cyrille · 05-05-2008, 04:25 PM

I have too only it was my sister-in-law, from the back you can't tell them apart!

sell33 · 05-05-2008, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Shooter

I walked up to my wife in WalMart one day and slapped her right on the butt. The only problem was, when she turned around, it wasn't my wife. I apologized profusely and tried to explain that they were built exactly the same, were dressed exactly the same, and had hair that looked exactly the same. I ended up telling her to stay put while I madly run all over WalMart to find my wife. I drug her across the store and showed the two ladies each other and thankfully they both thought it was funny. I have never slapped my "wife" on the butt in public again...

Lol thats too funny. Last year at christmas my uncle walked up behind his "wife" and kissed her on the the cheek...turned out it was my mom (his wifes sister). They look a little alike and he had a little to drink lol.

Momoney567 · 05-08-2008, 06:43 PM

tee-hee

05-04-2008, 05:03 PM	#1
LefthandShooter Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In A House in NE Ohio! Posts: 1,450	You looked a lot like my wife A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her." __________________ A dead bird is still a dead bird.

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05-05-2008, 12:48 PM	#8
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05-05-2008, 03:01 PM	#10
LefthandShooter Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In A House in NE Ohio! Posts: 1,450	I smacked my wife on the backside one time in the store.She told me not do disrespect her like that. I said I felt like doing it then and if I felt like doing it again in the future but wasn't allowed to do it to her what then? WRONG QUESTION!!!!!!!!! (I would never smack another woman though.) __________________ A dead bird is still a dead bird.

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05-05-2008, 04:25 PM	#13
Cyrille Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 1,850	I have too only it was my sister-in-law, from the back you can't tell them apart!

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Momoney567 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern tube Louisiana Posts: 208	tee-hee __________________ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never found automatic weapons.