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billy · 05-06-2008, 07:41 AM

well the deal is off.
she wanted to bring the kids.
i said ok as long as we could drop em off at a shelter on our way outa town.
for some reason she didnt bite..................

Troy · 05-06-2008, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by billy

well the deal is off.
she wanted to bring the kids.
i said ok as long as we could drop em off at a shelter on our way outa town.
for some reason she didnt bite..................

bummer

lorcin25 · 05-06-2008, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by billy

heehee
i dont have now and never had a wife.
ive got a best friend though.
mebbe i should run off with HIS wife?

IF she is willing to run away WITH you....she'll be willing to run away FROM you too!

billy · 05-06-2008, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by billy

well the deal is off.
she wanted to bring the kids.
i said ok as long as we could drop em off at a shelter on our way outa town.
for some reason she didnt bite..................

i just cant figure women............

MrsS · 05-06-2008, 07:09 PM

What happened to the "niceness", Billy? lol.

billy · 05-06-2008, 07:11 PM

im still nice.

MrsS · 05-06-2008, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by billy

im still nice.

Ohhhhh...okay, then.

billy · 05-06-2008, 10:04 PM

im like a waffle on the griddle
crusty on the outside
and tender in the middle.

see?
i should write love sonnets!

billy · 05-09-2008, 02:38 PM

that poem made you all misty eyed huh Mrs. S.?

LefthandShooter · 05-09-2008, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by billy

im like a waffle on the griddle
crusty on the outside
and tender in the middle.

Send prospective ladies a bottle of syrup!

billy · 05-12-2008, 08:03 AM

eau de log cabin!

JOEGUN94 · 05-12-2008, 06:47 PM

don't laugh guys, mine did, and i did fool around with my friends wife, according to her, i was able to turn thre heat up much more than he could, hell, he even caught us once. wass i scared, yes i was, but times are different now, hind sight is alwas 20 20

05-06-2008, 07:41 AM	#21
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 12,358 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 146	well the deal is off. she wanted to bring the kids. i said ok as long as we could drop em off at a shelter on our way outa town. for some reason she didnt bite.................. __________________

05-06-2008, 07:09 PM	#25
MrsS Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Originally from the 26th state of the union; now living in the 16th. Posts: 1,458	What happened to the "niceness", Billy? lol. __________________ Gun Control...is the ability to hit your target.

05-06-2008, 07:11 PM	#26
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 12,358 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 146	im still nice. __________________

05-06-2008, 10:04 PM	#28
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 12,358 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 146	im like a waffle on the griddle crusty on the outside and tender in the middle. see? i should write love sonnets! __________________ Last edited by billy; 05-06-2008 at 10:04 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

05-09-2008, 02:38 PM	#29
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 12,358 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 146	that poem made you all misty eyed huh Mrs. S.? __________________

05-12-2008, 08:03 AM	#31
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 12,358 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 146	eau de log cabin! __________________

05-12-2008, 06:47 PM	#32
JOEGUN94 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: MARSHALL Posts: 160	don't laugh guys, mine did, and i did fool around with my friends wife, according to her, i was able to turn thre heat up much more than he could, hell, he even caught us once. wass i scared, yes i was, but times are different now, hind sight is alwas 20 20