Natural prison guard.

samuel · 05-06-2008, 06:05 AM

Just heard on Fox News about a black bear that lives near the Lousiana state prison that is so big it deters prisoners from trying to escape.That wouldn't bother an old outdoorsman like me.I would just escape,make friends with the bears,strip bear(buck)naked,and become a werebear.Then the police would be afraid to come after me. sam.

FS00008 · 05-06-2008, 07:23 AM

They must have heard that old story about the guy who doesn't just go there for the huntin :-D

SwedeSteve · 05-08-2008, 07:41 PM

ROFL! Sam runnin round nekkid growling at people!

Midas · 05-08-2008, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by samuel

Just heard on Fox News about a black bear that lives near the Lousiana state prison that is so big it deters prisoners from trying to escape.That wouldn't bother an old outdoorsman like me.I would just escape,make friends with the bears,strip bear(buck)naked,and become a werebear.Then the police would be afraid to come after me. sam.

I too would make friends with the bear, and live with him in the forest, forever and ever. We could live off of the land, and there wouldn't be any women folk to tell us what to do

Mike Franklin · 05-08-2008, 08:01 PM

You might wanna find out if it's a female or male bear first.

Midas · 05-08-2008, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Franklin

You might wanna find out if it's a female or male bear first.

I can make accommodations as necessary

Mooseman684 · 05-08-2008, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Franklin

You might wanna find out if it's a female or male bear first.

LMAO !!!! You are Correct sir !

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Originally Posted by Midas

I can make accommodations as necessary

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW......

Midas · 05-08-2008, 08:12 PM

I wonder if a female bear would throw a fit when I bought a new gun?

Seven© · 05-08-2008, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mooseman684

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Originally Posted by Midas

I can make accommodations as necessary

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW......

EEWWW x2.

ArkansasHunter · 05-08-2008, 08:23 PM

I would ride on the Bears back and chase people.

sell33 · 05-08-2008, 08:36 PM

i would just try to walk up and pet it and make friends with all the bears and talk to them...o wait don't people get eaten when they do that?

samuel · 05-08-2008, 08:51 PM

I assume the big difference in a werebear and a werewolf is,one growl,s and the other howl,s.Midas,you have me cracking up,and the others too. sam.

SwedeSteve · 05-09-2008, 08:53 AM

My bro-in-law read this thread and about busted his gut laughing. Sure helps to be able to come here and share a laugh!

ACfixer · 05-14-2008, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by sell33

i would just try to walk up and pet it and make friends with all the bears and talk to them...o wait don't people get eaten when they do that?

The guy out here where I live did. He thought the bear was licking his face as a kindness gesture, when in fact the bear was tasting him to see if he was good to eat. He promptly bit his head off a second later and this was a "trained" bear.

If you do decide to ride the big prison bear, please, please put it on You Tube!

SwedeSteve · 05-14-2008, 09:29 AM

Yep, that would make an awesome video!

forgunsandgame · 05-17-2008, 06:16 AM

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i would just try to walk up and pet it and make friends with all the bears and talk to them...o wait don't people get eaten when they do that?

Yup, the dumb ones do. The rest of us either shoot 'em and eat 'em, or else stay away from them altogether.

SwedeSteve · 05-17-2008, 09:21 AM

I give them their due respect. And let Sam, AH, and Tex ride them, LOL!

Cyrille · 05-17-2008, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Midas

I too would make friends with the bear, and live with him in the forest, forever and ever. We could live off of the land, and there wouldn't be any women folk to tell us what to do

Thet thars a swamp bear Midas. Ain't no forest close to Angola, it's surrounded by swamp any escapee would most likely git snake-bit or alligater et afore meetin up with a swamp bear!

SwedeSteve · 05-20-2008, 11:34 AM

Swamp Bear! Gonna take a while just to find one.

samuel · 05-20-2008, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyrille

Thet thars a swamp bear Midas. Ain't no forest close to Angola, it's surrounded by swamp any escapee would most likely git snake-bit or alligater et afore meetin up with a swamp bear!

You just had to spoil all of Midas,and my dreams of riding a one ton bear through the forest and maybe meeting and running races,and chasing butterflys for sport! Killjoy! sam.

05-06-2008, 06:05 AM	#1
samuel Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,054 Trader Rating: (0)	Natural prison guard. Just heard on Fox News about a black bear that lives near the Lousiana state prison that is so big it deters prisoners from trying to escape.That wouldn't bother an old outdoorsman like me.I would just escape,make friends with the bears,strip bear(buck)naked,and become a werebear.Then the police would be afraid to come after me. sam.

05-08-2008, 07:41 PM	#3
SwedeSteve Grumpy Old Fart Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: AnchorTown, Alaska Posts: 9,167 Trader Rating: (0)	ROFL! Sam runnin round nekkid growling at people! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

05-08-2008, 08:12 PM	#8
Midas Troll B' Gone Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Springdale, Arkansas Posts: 3,706 Trader Rating: (0)	I wonder if a female bear would throw a fit when I bought a new gun? __________________ "Recoil lasts for a second, gravity lasts forever"

05-14-2008, 09:29 AM	#15
SwedeSteve Grumpy Old Fart Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: AnchorTown, Alaska Posts: 9,167 Trader Rating: (0)	Yep, that would make an awesome video! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

05-17-2008, 09:21 AM	#17
SwedeSteve Grumpy Old Fart Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: AnchorTown, Alaska Posts: 9,167 Trader Rating: (0)	I give them their due respect. And let Sam, AH, and Tex ride them, LOL! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

05-06-2008, 07:23 AM	#2
FS00008 Сергей Иванович Мосин Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: California Posts: 748 Trader Rating: (0)	They must have heard that old story about the guy who doesn't just go there for the huntin :-D

05-08-2008, 08:01 PM	#5
Mike Franklin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Poteet, Texas Posts: 1,277 Trader Rating: (0)	You might wanna find out if it's a female or male bear first.

05-08-2008, 08:23 PM	#10
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,530 Trader Rating: (0)	I would ride on the Bears back and chase people.

05-08-2008, 08:36 PM	#11
sell33 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,044 Trader Rating: (0)	i would just try to walk up and pet it and make friends with all the bears and talk to them...o wait don't people get eaten when they do that?

05-08-2008, 08:51 PM	#12
samuel Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,054 Trader Rating: (0)	I assume the big difference in a werebear and a werewolf is,one growl,s and the other howl,s.Midas,you have me cracking up,and the others too. sam.

05-20-2008, 11:34 AM	#19
SwedeSteve Grumpy Old Fart Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: AnchorTown, Alaska Posts: 9,167 Trader Rating: (0)	Swamp Bear! Gonna take a while just to find one. __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers