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Old 05-05-2008, 08:32 AM   #1
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Points to ponder; are you

You're as good as a dog if {author unknown}

If you can start your day without caffeine or pep pills
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time
If you can overlook people when take things out on you, when no fault of yours, something goes wrong.
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
If you can face the world, without lies and deceit.
If you can relax without liquor
If you can sleep without the aide of drugs
If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudices against creed, color, politics, religion
Then, you're almost as good as your dog
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:32 AM   #2
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Honestly Sir, I have to admit my dogs win. LOL
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Old 05-05-2008, 11:15 AM   #3
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Good One Sir....!!!!
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:15 PM   #4
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I've seen dogs with prejudices' against people...
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Old 05-05-2008, 03:51 PM   #5
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is there a problem if my dog cant live up to that?
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Old 05-05-2008, 03:56 PM   #6
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i swear my dog is racist. she will bark and growl and wont go near a black person
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:00 PM   #7
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Sir good one.
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:11 PM   #8
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That sure describes my Beagles. Wonderful girls.
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:12 PM   #9
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I wish I were half the man my dogs think I am.
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Old 05-08-2008, 06:44 PM   #10
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Good as a dog for now.
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:39 PM   #11
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Ok so my dogs are better than me... At least I don't smell crotches when I meet people so I have that on em
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