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Old 05-09-2008, 01:17 AM   #1
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Life a lesson

The Mayonnaise Jar

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24
hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in
front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very
large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with large rocks. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into
the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open
areas between the large rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the
jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once
more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced a BEER from under the table. He poured
the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space
between the sand. The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to
recognize that this jar represents your life. The large rocks are the
important things... God, your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions... and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your
house, and your car.
The sand is everything else... the small stuff. "If you put the sand
into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles
or the large rocks. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time
and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that
are important to you.

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with
grandparents.

Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner.
There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.
Set your priorities... take care of the big stuff first... the things that
really matter. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the BEER
represented. The professor smiled and said, "I'm glad you asked. It
just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for BEER."
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Old 05-09-2008, 04:57 AM   #2
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YES! theres always room for a beer- 6 pack-case-keg......
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Old 05-09-2008, 01:18 PM   #3
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:46 PM   #4
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A wise man....
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:52 PM   #5
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No offense but I'll take Diet Coke (Caffine free of course).
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Old 05-09-2008, 04:03 PM   #6
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LOL nice one!
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Old 05-09-2008, 04:15 PM   #7
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good find: better lesson
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Old 05-10-2008, 07:38 PM   #8
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I like it.
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