Dating in 1957....

Mooseman684 · 05-10-2008, 12:35 PM

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. 'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' she says.

That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do.

Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie.

Peggy Sue's mother responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.'

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says, 'Wha...aaat?'

'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue's mother, 'We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!'

Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.

A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, 'Have a good evening kids,' with a small wink for Harold.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother: 'Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!'

sell33 · 05-10-2008, 01:12 PM

lol....

Capt'n Mil Coll · 05-10-2008, 03:32 PM

Come on baby lets do the screw.
Come on baaaaaabeeeee lets do the screw.
You want to do it.
I wanna do it toooooo.

Hey that works. See Chubby Checker got it wrong.

jmp8927 · 05-10-2008, 05:02 PM

woooooooooooooooooooow

Windwalker · 05-10-2008, 06:17 PM

If my girlfriends Mother had said something like that I would have floated out the door on cloud 9.

7mmremmag1995 · 05-10-2008, 08:37 PM

lmao

Big Dog · 05-11-2008, 05:50 AM

My parents dated in 1955, married in 1956 - and I came along in 1957. It was a good year - great cars, great music, and MOI!!

texnmidwest · 05-11-2008, 07:27 AM

LMAO!!!

05-10-2008, 12:35 PM	#1
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 9,688 Images: 2	Dating in 1957.... It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. 'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' she says. That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie. Peggy Sue's mother responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.' Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says, 'Wha...aaat?' 'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue's mother, 'We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!' Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, 'Have a good evening kids,' with a small wink for Harold. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother: 'Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!' __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

05-10-2008, 03:32 PM	#3
Capt'n Mil Coll Military Rifle Collector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Right behind you. -NRA Member- Posts: 2,301 Images: 12	Come on baby lets do the screw. Come on baaaaaabeeeee lets do the screw. You want to do it. I wanna do it toooooo. Hey that works. See Chubby Checker got it wrong. __________________ Let's light this fuse and see what happens!

05-10-2008, 05:02 PM	#4
jmp8927 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Walterboro, SC Posts: 1,145 Images: 17	woooooooooooooooooooow __________________ Doing the unexpected makes the unexpected the expected and thus the expected becomes the unexpected.

05-10-2008, 06:17 PM	#5
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,596	If my girlfriends Mother had said something like that I would have floated out the door on cloud 9. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

05-10-2008, 08:37 PM	#6
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05-10-2008, 01:12 PM	#2
sell33 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,194	lol....

05-11-2008, 05:50 AM	#7
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,219	My parents dated in 1955, married in 1956 - and I came along in 1957. It was a good year - great cars, great music, and MOI!! __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

05-11-2008, 07:27 AM	#8
texnmidwest Listen to yur Inner Hippo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 3,459	LMAO!!! __________________ "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" (If all else fails play dead)