[jimkim]

Quote:       Originally Posted by GDawg

You and me both... most of them you don't even know what they are trying to cure. It's like, "If you think (insert name here) is for you... ask your doctor for a free sample. Disclaimer: May cause diarrhea, blood clotting, headaches, weight gain, weight loss, loss of hair, hair where you don't want it, divorce, financial failure, loss of memory, automobile mechanical problems, and flu like symptoms..."

You forgot "anal leakage" and "blindness". Another good one was "May cause "SUDDEN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA" . When the Doctor gave me that one I told him to kiss my ....well you know. I ain't kidding either. You dont get invited to many parties when your known as the guy that sh*ts himself.