Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a

Doglips · 07-27-2003, 08:02 PM

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house
we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at
him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone
belongs to?"

colt45 · 07-27-2003, 09:10 PM

cool !!!!!!!!! sounds like something I would have done back in collage. our phone number was one digit off the cab company so I would always tell them we had a cab on the way and if it wasn't there in 20 min. the ride was free.

Doglips · 07-28-2003, 06:35 AM

In the Marines...open Squadbay...always got some female asking for Jim, Bob or other first name...never knew the last name....welp 3 floors 70 marines on each floor...not like the clown answering the phone could know every one by first name....so the standard answer was..oh that (first name) ya he just left with his wife and 6 kids....should be back monday.

Big Dog · 07-28-2003, 08:28 PM

Dang, Doglips! We used to pull that trick on a Barracks Romeo too. Got tired of answering the phone for his girlfriends.

07-27-2003, 08:02 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

07-27-2003, 09:10 PM	#2
colt45 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Occupied Territories of New York (Buffalo) Posts: 2,898	cool !!!!!!!!! sounds like something I would have done back in collage. our phone number was one digit off the cab company so I would always tell them we had a cab on the way and if it wasn't there in 20 min. the ride was free. __________________ "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" -Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis "If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective." - Ted Nugent "Self-defense is Nature's eldest law." -John Dryden

07-28-2003, 08:28 PM	#4
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,351	Dang, Doglips! We used to pull that trick on a Barracks Romeo too. Got tired of answering the phone for his girlfriends. __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

07-28-2003, 06:35 AM	#3
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	In the Marines...open Squadbay...always got some female asking for Jim, Bob or other first name...never knew the last name....welp 3 floors 70 marines on each floor...not like the clown answering the phone could know every one by first name....so the standard answer was..oh that (first name) ya he just left with his wife and 6 kids....should be back monday.