you have a right to be an idiot
and you have a right to own a gun.
not at the same time.

billy

billy

Self Defense?
Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words,
what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on
my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on
the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did...

billy

a trucker went into a house of ill repute and told the madam.
i have 500 bucks and i want the ugliest woman ya got and a baloney sandwich.
the madam replies.
sir for 500 dollars you can have the prettiest woman in the house and a three course meal.
the trucker says...
i ain't horny
I'M HOMESICK!

billy

it is strange but if i dont fool with my guns and equipment for awhile i kind of forget about them.
but if i open one of my safes i start getting some form of fever.
for instance i was looking at my 1911a1 and realized i havent fired it for a long time.
then i got that $600 check from the govt.
so the fever kicked in.
i got a top of the line press
13 sets of loading dies
and 1000 bullets for the 1911
what 600 bucks?
at least this will last me...

billy