trucker joke
Posted 05-06-2008 at 12:02 AM by billy
a trucker went into a house of ill repute and told the madam.
i have 500 bucks and i want the ugliest woman ya got and a baloney sandwich.
the madam replies.
sir for 500 dollars you can have the prettiest woman in the house and a three course meal.
the trucker says...
i ain't horny
I'M HOMESICK!
i have 500 bucks and i want the ugliest woman ya got and a baloney sandwich.
the madam replies.
sir for 500 dollars you can have the prettiest woman in the house and a three course meal.
the trucker says...
i ain't horny
I'M HOMESICK!
Total Comments 6
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| |  BWahahahhhahaaaaa!!!!! I've been there, but I never had the $500 to shell out... |
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| |  That was good Billy, my wife didn't see the humor though. |
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| |  Yuck yuck! I'd prefer a 300lb Eskimo women with no teeth and tattoos all over her body! |
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| |  R R R , does she have a sister??? |
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| |  I had a 300 lb samoan woman beating on my truck door for 2 hours lastnite....... Had to finally get up and let her out... |
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