Ive opened up a place for the nutters on this forum who own 303 calibre rifles.If you dont own a 303 you can still join in.Dont know if it will do any good.But who knows.Ill be away from today for 3 days.Going down to my mates place in the mountains of the coast.Hope to see some new members of the 303 bar when i get back.Dont be shy,join up and even stick some 303 porn pics on the bar.

irish murphy

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[FONT=arial, helvetica][SIZE=2]An American tourist pulls over the Hertz car in the middle of nowhere for a pee. Suddenly a bloke jumps out from behind a tree, pointing a shotgun at him. “Pull yourself off”, he orders.

“What?”

“Masturbate. Right now!”

Nervously, the tourist obliges.

“Now, do it again”.

“I can’t do it again”

“DO it again!”

So the tourist masturbates for a second time.

“Okay, once more”

“I couldn’t do it once more, no matter what. You may as well shoot me.”

“No, that’s fine. Now you can give my sister a lift to the next town.”
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irish murphy

This is a rude one.If you are the type who doesnt like swear words or the words F & C DO NOT LOOK ANY FURTHER.This is very rude.You have been warned so dont whinge if you watch it and dont like it.The mods/admin will probably delete this.

irish murphy

I should not tell jokes in the humour forum.The fun police find the need to explain rules i have already seen.I didnt think the joke was rude at all.If you want rude i could curl your toes.

irish murphy

I have been bowhunting for well over 20 years,and after a 5 year spell im back into it.The other day i was out with my brand new second hand Darton woodsman bow.Its a cracker,litterally.The second arrow i was about to fire at a rabbit last week in the morning before work.I had stalked into range in the dark,then sat in the dark waiting for sun up,being eaten on my hands by a very hungry bunch of mozzies.Once i had picked my rabbit i drew the string back.while i was aiming i heard a sound i hadnt heard for a LONG time.The tick tick of the string,then BOOM the string let go.I was lucky i had my head camo on as the string just clipped my right ear and left a small welt on my left wrist.I was lucky.The last string i had let go was a 45# recurve bow over 10 years ago.That one nearly took my chin off.

irish murphy