Ive opened up a place for the nutters on this forum who own 303 calibre rifles.If you dont own a 303 you can still join in.Dont know if it will do any good.But who knows.Ill be away from today for 3 days.Going down to my mates place in the mountains of the coast.Hope to see some new members of the 303 bar when i get back.Dont be shy,join up and even stick some 303 porn pics on the bar.

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[FONT=arial, helvetica][SIZE=2]An American tourist pulls over the Hertz car in the middle of nowhere for a pee. Suddenly a bloke jumps out from behind a tree, pointing a shotgun at him. “Pull yourself off”, he orders.

“What?”

“Masturbate. Right now!”

Nervously, the tourist obliges.

“Now, do it again”.

“I can’t do it again”

“DO...

This is a rude one.If you are the type who doesnt like swear words or the words F & C DO NOT LOOK ANY FURTHER.This is very rude.You have been warned so dont whinge if you watch it and dont like it.The mods/admin will probably delete this.

I should not tell jokes in the humour forum.The fun police find the need to explain rules i have already seen.I didnt think the joke was rude at all.If you want rude i could curl your toes.

I have been bowhunting for well over 20 years,and after a 5 year spell im back into it.The other day i was out with my brand new second hand Darton woodsman bow.Its a cracker,litterally.The second arrow i was about to fire at a rabbit last week in the morning before work.I had stalked into range in the dark,then sat in the dark waiting for sun up,being eaten on my hands by a very hungry bunch of mozzies.Once i had picked my rabbit i drew the string back.while i was aiming i heard a sound i hadnt...