Lack of Activity on G&G!
Posted 11-11-2007 at 01:24 AM by toolman
O.K. guys, as most of you know, I'm off work due to a shoulder injury. This stupid shoulder is keeping me from doing much of anything with my grip business, it's hampering my hunting, and just pixxing me off in general. This means I'm spending much more time on the 'net. Now, G&G is just about the only place I go to for social interaction, and it seems like you guys have been slacking a bit. I've come to realize that since you all live in my computer, you are here for my entertainment and I NEED TO BE ENTERTAINED! You guys aren't doing your jobs! I'm ordering everyone on this forum to post, post now, and post good stuff that I can respond to, otherwise I'll end up standing in a corner and talking to myself like Billy!
He promised that we were going to be hog-hunting pirates, but he let me down, so now I'm bored. 

Total Comments 65
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| | What's up toolman? You an insomniac too? |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 02:09 AM by TexasT |
| | AARRGGHH! matey! hoist the nine iron! (is that what they said in those pirate movies?) i didnt think pirates would be big on golf. AARRGGHH! LOWER THE MIZZUN MAST! DIVE! DIVE! oops thats from those submarine movies AARRGGHH! AARRGGHH! AARRGGHH! shiver me timbers! (i never really got that one either) oh yeah...YOHOHO AN A BOTTLE O RUM! (i get that part) that must be why they holler AARRGGHH! |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 05:26 AM by billy Updated 11-11-2007 at 07:23 AM by billy |
| | "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, take a swig and give the ninja some" |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 05:50 AM by billy |
| | Kiss Me, I've got Scurvy! Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, We're Coming Aboard, Prepare to Eat Lead. |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 05:51 AM by billy |
| | "I don't know who named them swells. There's nothing swell about them. They should have named them awfuls". -Hugo Vihlen |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 05:52 AM by billy |
| | "The sea hates a coward". -Eugene O'Neill |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 05:53 AM by billy |
| | toolman, are these peppin ya up some? |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 05:54 AM by billy |
| | "Waves are not measured in feet or inches, they are measured in increments of fear". -Buzzy Trent |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 05:55 AM by billy |
| | this one makes me wanna go get some pigs! "The sea is cold, but contains the hottest blood of all." - Captain Bligh (1789) |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 05:57 AM by billy |
| | But why put me off the ship Captain? I did in fact take a crap up there. You did call it the poop deck didn't you? Robison Caruso. |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 05:58 AM by billy |
| | "I wish to have no Connection with any Ship that does not Sail fast for I intend to go in harm's way." Captain John Paul Jones, 16 November 1778, in a letter to le Ray de Chaumont. |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 05:59 AM by billy |
| | this is the best one EVER! i always wondered where it came from Damn the torpedoes, Full speed ahead!" Admiral David Glasgow Farragut (1801-1870). Aboard Hartford, Farragut entered Mobile Bay, Alabama, 5 August 1864, in two columns, with armored monitors leading and a fleet of wooden ships following. When the lead monitor Tecumseh was demolished by a mine, the wooden ship Brooklyn stopped, and the line drifted in confusion toward Fort Morgan. As disaster seemed imminent, Farragut gave the orders embodied by these famous words. He swung his own ship clear and headed across the mines, which failed to explode. The fleet followed and anchored above the forts, which, now isolated, surrendered one by one. The torpedoes to which Farragut and his contemporaries referred would today be described as tethered mines. |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 06:21 AM by billy |
| | LMAO !!! toolman I'm sorry but I have to remind you I'ts hunting season LOL We ain't got time to baby sit you !! ROFL...You know I'm jest mess'in wid yee. LOL...A.H |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 07:07 AM by ArkansasHunter |
| | i dont hunt ...MATEY! but i guess im gonna hafta start shootin pigs. i could prolly find sumpin around here that would do a pig in. 7.62x39? nah .308? could be.... 7.62x54r? 454 casull ..that one would work 7mm ? 8mm ? .303 brit ? i got it! 300winmag! with the 454 for a chaser! or is that ...teehee ...overkill? |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 07:19 AM by billy |
| | billy all of the shoot'in Irons you posted will do the job as long as you don't Duct tape all of them together and fire all at once ! |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 08:41 AM by ArkansasHunter |
| | LOL @ billy and his posts. |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 09:20 AM by TexasT |
| | Hard to swing that cutlass with a bum shoulder. Get better soon. |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 11:15 AM by Windwalker |
| | us pirates try not to go overboard but i think i may have here......... AVAST! AHOY!YAARRGGHH! |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 11:23 AM by billy Updated 11-11-2007 at 11:31 AM by billy |
| | you pepped up yet capt. tool? |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 11:32 AM by billy |
| | ROFLMAO, Billy Boy, you just ain't right! Thanks guys, I'm feeling much better now! I think in honor of Cap'n Billy, I'm gonna go steal someones boat, name it the SS PigSticker, and sail the seas lookin' for booty (and treasure!) |
Posted 11-11-2007 at 12:38 PM by toolman |
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