55 Country Western Song Titles

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55 Country Western Song Titles
All-Time Best Country Song Titles

· Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

· Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

· She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

· Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart

· I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up

· If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl

· She's Actin' Single I'm Drinkin' Doubles

· I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

· If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

· Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?

· She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas

· If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

· Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You

· They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out

· If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It

· You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

· I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me

· Did I Shave my Legs for This?

· I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

· If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will

· Hold On To Your Men Cause She's Single Again

· She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

· You're Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation

· You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

· I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You

· She Feels Like A New Man Tonight

· At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

· Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye

· She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

· If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You

· When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In

· I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

· I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger

· I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

· Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In

· How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

· My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

· I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

· You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life

· I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

· I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart

· Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed

· Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns

· I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

· You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch

· My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

· If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure

· Make Me Late For Work Today

· How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?

· I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

· All I Want From You (Is Away)

· I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

· If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

· Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You

· How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?