Top 33 Ways To Tell It's Time To Move (Post# 1)

Doglips · 03-20-2003, 06:16 AM

Top 33 Ways To Tell It's Time To Move (Post# 1)

Top 33 Ways To Tell It's Time To Move
By Tolkien Geek

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1) "Wow, the whole town signed this pettition?"
2) Gangs move out because the neighborhood is so bad.
3) You used to be the poorest family in the neighborhood, now you're the richest
4) The vultures stop circling and start landing.
5) You find it unusual when you don't hear any gunshots at night
6) the lava is lapping at your doorstep
7) Dog feces in basement are deeper than the furnace.
8) Flight path changed so that planes fly over your house
9) My leg has fallen asleep
10) My ***** is stuck to the couch.
11) Nobody speaks English in your town
12) The roach army has forced the rats out of the kitchen
13) The Large Intestine guy moves next door
14) The Dell Kid moves next door
15) They build a McDonald's on your block
16) Phone Polls jump in front of your car
17) You live in South Park, CO
18) You live in Flint Michigan
19) Someone else has already moved in
20) The cockroaches get an eviction order on the grounds that you disgust THEM
21) You've got 911 on speed dial.
22) When you began to attract flys and small rodents
23) The roof caved in.
24) You told the Pervy Hobbit Fanciers that you liked Legolas better.
25) The property around the nuclear power plant glows at night
26) You're on America's Most Wanted.
27) Theres a full moon
28) Your neighbors start setting up 155mm howitzers in their yards
29) Your next door neighbor is Mike Tyson
30) "I thought there use to be a house where the nuclear plant is"
31) The syco has his fingure on the triger and your in the way.
32) DSL hasn't worked for a week now!
33) The neighbors are starting to notice the smell...

03-20-2003, 06:16 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Top 33 Ways To Tell It's Time To Move (Post# 1) Top 33 Ways To Tell It's Time To Move (Post# 1) Top 33 Ways To Tell It's Time To Move By Tolkien Geek Rank: 1) "Wow, the whole town signed this pettition?" 2) Gangs move out because the neighborhood is so bad. 3) You used to be the poorest family in the neighborhood, now you're the richest 4) The vultures stop circling and start landing. 5) You find it unusual when you don't hear any gunshots at night 6) the lava is lapping at your doorstep 7) Dog feces in basement are deeper than the furnace. 8) Flight path changed so that planes fly over your house 9) My leg has fallen asleep 10) My ***** is stuck to the couch. 11) Nobody speaks English in your town 12) The roach army has forced the rats out of the kitchen 13) The Large Intestine guy moves next door 14) The Dell Kid moves next door 15) They build a McDonald's on your block 16) Phone Polls jump in front of your car 17) You live in South Park, CO 18) You live in Flint Michigan 19) Someone else has already moved in 20) The cockroaches get an eviction order on the grounds that you disgust THEM 21) You've got 911 on speed dial. 22) When you began to attract flys and small rodents 23) The roof caved in. 24) You told the Pervy Hobbit Fanciers that you liked Legolas better. 25) The property around the nuclear power plant glows at night 26) You're on America's Most Wanted. 27) Theres a full moon 28) Your neighbors start setting up 155mm howitzers in their yards 29) Your next door neighbor is Mike Tyson 30) "I thought there use to be a house where the nuclear plant is" 31) The syco has his fingure on the triger and your in the way. 32) DSL hasn't worked for a week now! 33) The neighbors are starting to notice the smell...