Benefits of Sex

Oxford · 03-21-2003, 12:54 PM

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active
or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they
produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin
rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin
glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just
about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you
don't need special sneakers.

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream,
producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives
off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes
drive the opposite sex crazy.

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN
VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash
food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing
plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that
restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can
help combat asthma and hay fever.

:nod:

NRAJOE · 03-21-2003, 01:10 PM

Makes me hap, hap, happy!

Uncle Red · 03-21-2003, 08:10 PM

Have you noticed that Michael Jackson's glove has been positively glowing lately? --UR

03-21-2003, 12:54 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,021 Blog Entries: 4	Benefits of Sex Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not? 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers. 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy. 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

03-21-2003, 01:10 PM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,043 Images: 3	Makes me hap, hap, happy! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

03-21-2003, 08:10 PM	#3
Uncle Red Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 547	Have you noticed that Michael Jackson's glove has been positively glowing lately? --UR __________________ "A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed"--Amendment II, Bill of Rights "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself."--Thomas Paine "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one." - Jesus, Luke 22:36