Old 08-12-2010, 10:14 PM   #1
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The Mosin Gun Song

With apologies to Harry Belafonte, the "Mosin Gun Song:"
(to the tune of "The Banana Boat Song")



Way old.... w-a-a-ay old,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Way! Is-a way, is-a way, is-a wa-a-a-ay old,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.

Sit all night with me Mosin gun -
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Wait for bad guy 'til the morning come -
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.

Come Mister Taliban, I will blow your head off -
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Come Mister Taliban, I will blow your head off -
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.

Is half-klick, full klick, two klick, BOOM!
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Is half-klick, full klick, two klick, BOOM!
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.

Way, me say wa-a-a-ay old
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Way, me say way, me say way, me say way,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.

Fanatic bunch of al-Qaida,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Air their brains, we make 'em free-er,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.

Is half-klick, full klick, two klick, BOOM!
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Is half-klick, full klick, two klick, BOOM!
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.

Way, me say wa-a-a-ay old
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Way, me say way, me say way, me say way,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.

Come Mister Taliban, I will blow your head off -
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Come Mister Taliban, I will blow your head off -
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.

Way old.... w-a-a-ay old,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Way! Is-a way, is-a way, is-a wa-a-a-ay old,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.



Maybe not the best filksong I've ever done, but I mean it most sincere.

(With thanks to gandog56, who gave me the idea.)

Last edited by Cyrano; 08-12-2010 at 10:17 PM. Reason: Credit ganny with getting me started on the song
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Old 08-13-2010, 12:04 AM   #2
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Nice, I want to see a YouTube vid next!
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Old 08-13-2010, 07:57 AM   #3
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Good one !!
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