With apologies to Harry Belafonte, the "Mosin Gun Song:"
(to the tune of "The Banana Boat Song")
Way old.... w-a-a-ay old,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Way! Is-a way, is-a way, is-a wa-a-a-ay old,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.
Sit all night with me Mosin gun -
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Wait for bad guy 'til the morning come -
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.
Come Mister Taliban, I will blow your head off -
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Come Mister Taliban, I will blow your head off -
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.
Is half-klick, full klick, two klick, BOOM!
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Is half-klick, full klick, two klick, BOOM!
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.
Way, me say wa-a-a-ay old
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Way, me say way, me say way, me say way,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.
Fanatic bunch of al-Qaida,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Air their brains, we make 'em free-er,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.
Is half-klick, full klick, two klick, BOOM!
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Is half-klick, full klick, two klick, BOOM!
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.
Way, me say wa-a-a-ay old
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Way, me say way, me say way, me say way,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.
Come Mister Taliban, I will blow your head off -
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Come Mister Taliban, I will blow your head off -
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.
Way old.... w-a-a-ay old,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes;
Way! Is-a way, is-a way, is-a wa-a-a-ay old,
Daylight come and me wanna blow holes.
Maybe not the best filksong I've ever done, but I mean it most sincere.
(With thanks to gandog56, who gave me the idea.)
Last edited by Cyrano; 08-12-2010 at 10:17 PM.
Reason: Credit ganny with getting me started on the song