Today We Bestow Four Bonehead Awards

Doglips · 03-28-2003, 06:50 AM

TODAY WE BESTOW FOUR BONEHEAD AWARDS
Police Enjoyed His Window Display

Bonehead award one, a “too dumb to be a criminal” bonehead award, goes to Donald Steven Atwood of Forrest City, Arkansas who, while driving his car, decided to get the attention of the driver in the car next to him, a stranger, by dangling from his car window a small bag filled with a green, leafy substance which turned out to be marijuana, according to police officer Ricky Baxter, the driver in the car next to him whose attention Atwood succeeded in getting.

Atwood was found to have other drugs and drug-related items in his car.

WPVI (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) 27-Mar-03
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Cat Got Your Brain?

Bonehead award two, a “too dumb to own a cat” bonehead award, goes to a Laguna Beach woman who had Animal Services officers rush down to her home after she claimed that her cat was pinned under a mattress and was dying because, in the words of one of the officers, “she had just gotten the cat and she assumed it had died because it wouldn’t come when she called.” The cat was healthfully enjoying the events from a high up location.

Steve Harvey’s column in the Los Angeles Times

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Disappearing Ink, Russian Style

Bonehead award three goes to Pravda. This is the same Russian newspaper we gave a bonehead award to in our July 23, 2002 issue for their health tip article advising readers that picking their noses will prevent respiratory infections (click here). This time they earn a bonehead award for their recommended way of erasing ink from paper.

Advising their readers, “you should try and find out it’s effective” they describe how one can use 10-20 half starved cockroaches to erase ink. They claim that children invented it to erase poor report card grades.

“The new method is as follows,” advises Pravda. “You should catch 10-20 cockroaches, put them into a small box and starve the insects for 2-3 days. Then you should pour some sweet syrup on the hateful poor mark in your diary and draw the diary open wide closer to the box with cockroaches. Yekaterinburg pupils say that hungry insects will immediately devour the syrup together with the ink and the space under the poor mark on the paper will be clean once again. Isn’t it a wonderful idea?”

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Pravda (Russia) 26-Mar-03
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Coming Back To Get What They Deserve

Bonehead award four, a “too dumb to be a criminal” bonehead award, goes to two Overland Park, Kansas, men who cashed two stolen $500 traveler’s checks at a hotel and then returned later to the same hotel to ask that their $20 room deposit be returned, police said.

WPVI (Philadelphia) 2-Jan-03
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WEIRD EXTRAS
High Profile Candy Announced

A Carmen Alto, Peru, company has announced “Cocamel,” a candy made from a mix of caramel and cocaine, which they claim “…can be used to relax people from daily tensions.” It’s pending approval from the Department of Health

Ananova (UK) 21-Mar-03
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Klaus · 03-28-2003, 08:42 AM

Well, Coca used to be used to be legal in the US and it was used in many medicines and food products. That is where Coca-Cola came from.

Big Dog · 03-28-2003, 01:29 PM

Who needs the "sugar rush" when you can get the "Real Thing"?

03-28-2003, 06:50 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,082	Today We Bestow Four Bonehead Awards TODAY WE BESTOW FOUR BONEHEAD AWARDS Police Enjoyed His Window Display Bonehead award one, a “too dumb to be a criminal” bonehead award, goes to Donald Steven Atwood of Forrest City, Arkansas who, while driving his car, decided to get the attention of the driver in the car next to him, a stranger, by dangling from his car window a small bag filled with a green, leafy substance which turned out to be marijuana, according to police officer Ricky Baxter, the driver in the car next to him whose attention Atwood succeeded in getting. Atwood was found to have other drugs and drug-related items in his car. WPVI (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) 27-Mar-03 Click here for original story -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cat Got Your Brain? Bonehead award two, a “too dumb to own a cat” bonehead award, goes to a Laguna Beach woman who had Animal Services officers rush down to her home after she claimed that her cat was pinned under a mattress and was dying because, in the words of one of the officers, “she had just gotten the cat and she assumed it had died because it wouldn’t come when she called.” The cat was healthfully enjoying the events from a high up location. Steve Harvey’s column in the Los Angeles Times -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disappearing Ink, Russian Style Bonehead award three goes to Pravda. This is the same Russian newspaper we gave a bonehead award to in our July 23, 2002 issue for their health tip article advising readers that picking their noses will prevent respiratory infections (click here). This time they earn a bonehead award for their recommended way of erasing ink from paper. Advising their readers, “you should try and find out it’s effective” they describe how one can use 10-20 half starved cockroaches to erase ink. They claim that children invented it to erase poor report card grades. “The new method is as follows,” advises Pravda. “You should catch 10-20 cockroaches, put them into a small box and starve the insects for 2-3 days. Then you should pour some sweet syrup on the hateful poor mark in your diary and draw the diary open wide closer to the box with cockroaches. Yekaterinburg pupils say that hungry insects will immediately devour the syrup together with the ink and the space under the poor mark on the paper will be clean once again. Isn’t it a wonderful idea?” No Pravda (Russia) 26-Mar-03 Click here for original story -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coming Back To Get What They Deserve Bonehead award four, a “too dumb to be a criminal” bonehead award, goes to two Overland Park, Kansas, men who cashed two stolen $500 traveler’s checks at a hotel and then returned later to the same hotel to ask that their $20 room deposit be returned, police said. WPVI (Philadelphia) 2-Jan-03 Click here for original story -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WEIRD EXTRAS High Profile Candy Announced A Carmen Alto, Peru, company has announced “Cocamel,” a candy made from a mix of caramel and cocaine, which they claim “…can be used to relax people from daily tensions.” It’s pending approval from the Department of Health Ananova (UK) 21-Mar-03 Click here for original story

03-28-2003, 08:42 AM	#2
Klaus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cypress, Texas Posts: 2,382	Well, Coca used to be used to be legal in the US and it was used in many medicines and food products. That is where Coca-Cola came from. __________________ "Gee, Wally, Eddie Haskel's mom puts out!"

03-28-2003, 01:29 PM	#3
Big Dog Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 12,915	Who needs the "sugar rush" when you can get the "Real Thing"? __________________ "A bold spirit embiggens the smallest man!" Jebediah Springfield