Top 47 Fun Things To Do At The DMV

Doglips · 04-22-2003, 01:29 PM

Top 47 Fun Things To Do At The DMV
By DarkGamer

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1) Try to take driving test on a tricycle
2) apply for nucular weapons permit
3) Try to register your Big Wheel
4) Smudge the lenses in the eye test machine
5) Show up in a batman suit, demand to know who towed the batmobile
6) Spray everyone going in for a driver's test with vodka from a perfume bottle
7) Wave blind man's cane, ask where to get license renewed
8) throw yourself on the car hood of people taking road test.
9) Tell them you need the written test in braille
10) Ask if it's vehicular homicide if you use a gun, too
11) "Look, just because you can't get a better job then the DMV..."
12) When they call your number, shout "I WIN!" and act excited
13) ask clerk if an extra $10 will get you a license to kill
14) Wear an eyepatch and a parrot for your license picture
15) Try to get the crowd to "Rise up against the vehicular opressors"
16) Release 20 mice in the center of the line
17) Any time they call any number, go to the window and act confused
18) learn to juggle
19) Say you're with "Joey's DMV." Stand behind people and underbid the teller.
20) During the driving test tell story about running down a girl scout troop
21) Wear a mask for the photo.
22) While you wait, throw paper airplanes at the tellers
23) Set up a karioke machine, sing and auto-related songs you can think of.
24) Pay in pennies
25) Before talking to clerk, chew alka-seltzer so it fizzes drool everywhere.
26) Hand out fake numbers at the door
27) Rearrange the line into a mobious configuration
28) Bring a helmet to your driving test.
29) Start a rousing chorus of 4 million bottles of beer on the wall while you wait
30) Try to get the address of "the ******* that stole my custom plate idea"
31) Set up an easel in the lobby, paint ugly portraits, hang them on DMV walls
32) Get naked and stand on your head for the license photo
33) Drive your car through it
34) Go to take your driving test dressed as an Increadable Crash Test Dummy
35) have a psychotic episode
36) Play "La Cucaracha" on the car horn.
37) Wear a "F**k the DMV" shirt
38) Play bumper cars
39) Try to get a permit for hood-mounted rocket lauchers.
40) Forge an ID
41) Come dressed as Ozzy
42) Fart loudly
43) Insist your Evil Lawn Gnome gets passenger seat cuz he called "Shotgun"
44) Fun things? there are such things there?
45) Print this list and hand it out to everyone there
46) tell the clerk you would like your copy of the test in binary code
47) Offer the Instructor a swig of Shlitz

04-22-2003, 01:29 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Top 47 Fun Things To Do At The DMV Top 47 Fun Things To Do At The DMV By DarkGamer Rank: 1) Try to take driving test on a tricycle 2) apply for nucular weapons permit 3) Try to register your Big Wheel 4) Smudge the lenses in the eye test machine 5) Show up in a batman suit, demand to know who towed the batmobile 6) Spray everyone going in for a driver's test with vodka from a perfume bottle 7) Wave blind man's cane, ask where to get license renewed 8) throw yourself on the car hood of people taking road test. 9) Tell them you need the written test in braille 10) Ask if it's vehicular homicide if you use a gun, too 11) "Look, just because you can't get a better job then the DMV..." 12) When they call your number, shout "I WIN!" and act excited 13) ask clerk if an extra $10 will get you a license to kill 14) Wear an eyepatch and a parrot for your license picture 15) Try to get the crowd to "Rise up against the vehicular opressors" 16) Release 20 mice in the center of the line 17) Any time they call any number, go to the window and act confused 18) learn to juggle 19) Say you're with "Joey's DMV." Stand behind people and underbid the teller. 20) During the driving test tell story about running down a girl scout troop 21) Wear a mask for the photo. 22) While you wait, throw paper airplanes at the tellers 23) Set up a karioke machine, sing and auto-related songs you can think of. 24) Pay in pennies 25) Before talking to clerk, chew alka-seltzer so it fizzes drool everywhere. 26) Hand out fake numbers at the door 27) Rearrange the line into a mobious configuration 28) Bring a helmet to your driving test. 29) Start a rousing chorus of 4 million bottles of beer on the wall while you wait 30) Try to get the address of "the ***** that stole my custom plate idea" 31) Set up an easel in the lobby, paint ugly portraits, hang them on DMV walls 32) Get naked and stand on your head for the license photo 33) Drive your car through it 34) Go to take your driving test dressed as an Increadable Crash Test Dummy 35) have a psychotic episode 36) Play "La Cucaracha" on the car horn. 37) Wear a "Fk the DMV" shirt 38) Play bumper cars 39) Try to get a permit for hood-mounted rocket lauchers. 40) Forge an ID 41) Come dressed as Ozzy 42) Fart loudly 43) Insist your Evil Lawn Gnome gets passenger seat cuz he called "Shotgun" 44) Fun things? there are such things there? 45) Print this list and hand it out to everyone there 46) tell the clerk you would like your copy of the test in binary code 47) Offer the Instructor a swig of Shlitz