Of Cats, Dogs and Lightbulbs

Doglips · 05-01-2003, 12:06 PM

Of Cats, Dogs and Lightbulbs
The Question: "How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?"

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.

Mick · 05-04-2003, 08:37 PM

I'm just kinda curious, do you guys know what a Australian shepherd looks like, I've never heard of one so I'm assuming that it's a user freindly name for another breed. probably a Kelpie

oneastrix · 05-04-2003, 09:23 PM

The Boxer is right on the money!LOL

Here's mine....Princess...course...she's fresh outta the pond in this pic........

Klaus' best friend here!

Big Dog · 05-05-2003, 05:16 AM

Mick, my sister has an Aussie Shepherd. "Doc" is a medium-large sized dog - 65 pounds maybe - who's mostly white but with large light brown and grey patches and smaller black spots - I call it "limerock camo". If he lays in a pile of dirty limerock, he dissappears!
He has the herding instinct, and even tries to herd her lawn tractor when she's mowing the yard. He's extremely territorial - he's killed at least four other dogs who have entered "his" property. Even though he's deaf (a congenital defect with this breed) he is a very good watchdog - when he's awake!

http://www.australian-shepherd-dog.com/

Check out their photo gallery - the dog in the bottom left corner looks like Doc, but fatter.

oneastrix · 05-05-2003, 10:57 AM

Those Aussie Shepards are great dogs IMHO

Mick · 05-06-2003, 02:17 AM

well that explains why I've never heard of them before, they aren't from Australia, hmmm

05-01-2003, 12:06 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Of Cats, Dogs and Lightbulbs Of Cats, Dogs and Lightbulbs The Question: "How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?" 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 4. Rottweiler: Make me. 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. 12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there..... 13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? 14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... 15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.

05-04-2003, 08:37 PM	#2
Mick Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Emerald CQLD AUST Posts: 975 Images: 1	I'm just kinda curious, do you guys know what a Australian shepherd looks like, I've never heard of one so I'm assuming that it's a user freindly name for another breed. probably a Kelpie __________________ OzHunter Give me a six-pack and a red dirt open road (Adam Brand)

05-05-2003, 05:16 AM	#4
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,421	Mick, my sister has an Aussie Shepherd. "Doc" is a medium-large sized dog - 65 pounds maybe - who's mostly white but with large light brown and grey patches and smaller black spots - I call it "limerock camo". If he lays in a pile of dirty limerock, he dissappears! He has the herding instinct, and even tries to herd her lawn tractor when she's mowing the yard. He's extremely territorial - he's killed at least four other dogs who have entered "his" property. Even though he's deaf (a congenital defect with this breed) he is a very good watchdog - when he's awake! http://www.australian-shepherd-dog.com/ Check out their photo gallery - the dog in the bottom left corner looks like Doc, but fatter. __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

05-05-2003, 10:57 AM	#5
oneastrix Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 5,213	Those Aussie Shepards are great dogs IMHO __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.

05-06-2003, 02:17 AM	#6
Mick Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Emerald CQLD AUST Posts: 975 Images: 1	well that explains why I've never heard of them before, they aren't from Australia, hmmm __________________ OzHunter Give me a six-pack and a red dirt open road (Adam Brand)