Bring a Bum home..

Gus L. · 05-03-2003, 12:08 AM

A bum, who obviously had seen more than his share of hard times,
approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars"?

"Are you going to spend it on liquor?"

"No, sir, I do not drink," the bum retorts.

The gentleman said, "Are you going to throw it away on some fishing gear"?

The bum says, "No way, I don't fish"

"You wouldn't waste money on hunting equipment would you?" said the gentleman.

"Never," says the bum, "I don't hunt".

The gentleman asks the bum if he would like a home cooked meal.
Naturally, the bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading to the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the best of him. "Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?

"Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to
see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, fish or hunt".

:nod:

05-03-2003, 12:08 AM	#1
Gus L. Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 121	Bring a Bum home.. A bum, who obviously had seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars"? "Are you going to spend it on liquor?" "No, sir, I do not drink," the bum retorts. The gentleman said, "Are you going to throw it away on some fishing gear"? The bum says, "No way, I don't fish" "You wouldn't waste money on hunting equipment would you?" said the gentleman. "Never," says the bum, "I don't hunt". The gentleman asks the bum if he would like a home cooked meal. Naturally, the bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading to the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the best of him. "Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table? "Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, fish or hunt". :nod: