Top 42 indicators its probably best you go home

Doglips · 05-03-2003, 01:28 AM

Top 42 indicators its probably best you go home
By bez_monkey_man

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1) you're smarter, faster, stronger, better looking than everyone in the room
2) You've been drinking along to 99 beers on the wall and you're down to 7
3) the aliens hand you a lollipop and say thank you
4) Your girl left, you're out of $ & noone makes eye contact
5) a dog just asked you for change
6) Great White's manager is asking if anyone in the club has a lighter
7) There's no food and people start staring at you like you're a slice of ham.
8) you can't remember the last time you WERE home
9) Your girlfriends mother rejected the pass you made at her
10) your head hurts and you have lost a shoe, but thats ok.
11) everyone else is dead
12) Her husband just showed up
13) There is nothing left unviolated in the taxidermy shop
14) You wake up face to face with someone else's Lawn Gnomes.
15) There are no ulgy women/men left in the bar
16) unexplainable carpet burn on your forehead
17) you are out partying with friends yet you recognize no one
18) mutiple people tell you repeatedly to GO HOME!
19) you're wandering the streets with no pants and one shoe
20) see sign on wall that says Go Home Now You Drunken Idiot
21) The Russians begin a scorched earth policy.
22) the voices in your head are speaking with slurred words
23) There's no more Booze
24) the place your at is on fire
25) the bouncer physically throws you out of the bar on your *****
26) you can't quite remeber how to get there( ironic eh?)
27) the police ask you were you live so they can take you there
28) drunken frolics wit your girlfriends father just turned to foreplay
29) there is no beer where your at but there is some at home
30) its 4.30 the printers ran out of ink, no ones around
31) You're on 3rd base and batter just hit it over the wall
32) when u have a gun to your head
33) lack of pants
34) Nuclear war has started, you live 1000 feet underground.
35) You can't even get the ugly girls to have sex with you
36) "****... Your Grandma Looks Fine Tonight"
37) Overhear a Police Radio call with your address
38) cops are at the house party and you shouldn't have that beer in your hand
39) Lightning DOES strike the same place twice. In this case, your butt.
40) "What do you mean your 'husband is on his way home'?!?"
41) Don Henley is doing his sound check
42) The bouncer throws you out...the window...head first.

05-03-2003, 01:28 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Top 42 indicators its probably best you go home Top 42 indicators its probably best you go home By bez_monkey_man Rank: 1) you're smarter, faster, stronger, better looking than everyone in the room 2) You've been drinking along to 99 beers on the wall and you're down to 7 3) the aliens hand you a lollipop and say thank you 4) Your girl left, you're out of $ & noone makes eye contact 5) a dog just asked you for change 6) Great White's manager is asking if anyone in the club has a lighter 7) There's no food and people start staring at you like you're a slice of ham. 8) you can't remember the last time you WERE home 9) Your girlfriends mother rejected the pass you made at her 10) your head hurts and you have lost a shoe, but thats ok. 11) everyone else is dead 12) Her husband just showed up 13) There is nothing left unviolated in the taxidermy shop 14) You wake up face to face with someone else's Lawn Gnomes. 15) There are no ulgy women/men left in the bar 16) unexplainable carpet burn on your forehead 17) you are out partying with friends yet you recognize no one 18) mutiple people tell you repeatedly to GO HOME! 19) you're wandering the streets with no pants and one shoe 20) see sign on wall that says Go Home Now You Drunken Idiot 21) The Russians begin a scorched earth policy. 22) the voices in your head are speaking with slurred words 23) There's no more Booze 24) the place your at is on fire 25) the bouncer physically throws you out of the bar on your *** 26) you can't quite remeber how to get there( ironic eh?) 27) the police ask you were you live so they can take you there 28) drunken frolics wit your girlfriends father just turned to foreplay 29) there is no beer where your at but there is some at home 30) its 4.30 the printers ran out of ink, no ones around 31) You're on 3rd base and batter just hit it over the wall 32) when u have a gun to your head 33) lack of pants 34) Nuclear war has started, you live 1000 feet underground. 35) You can't even get the ugly girls to have sex with you 36) "**... Your Grandma Looks Fine Tonight" 37) Overhear a Police Radio call with your address 38) cops are at the house party and you shouldn't have that beer in your hand 39) Lightning DOES strike the same place twice. In this case, your butt. 40) "What do you mean your 'husband is on his way home'?!?" 41) Don Henley is doing his sound check 42) The bouncer throws you out...the window...head first.