Funny Joke......

oneastrix · 05-04-2003, 03:00 PM

I have to give credit to my cop friend in Mississippi for this one.....hope she's watching her six out there......1*

A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get
> here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." Did God send you,
> too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What
> about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them
> also," the mother said. "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the
> child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. "So you're
> telling me that there has been no sex in this family for 200 years!
> No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here."
>

Doglips · 05-04-2003, 03:15 PM

Hummm sounds like my house.

Oxford · 05-04-2003, 05:09 PM

There's more truth to this than you might think.

:nod:

NRAJOE · 05-05-2003, 10:20 AM

Funny.

Oxford · 05-05-2003, 03:45 PM

*1: Why do I feel so calm today after the storm? No stress...nothing. Just all smiles and agreeable.

Ox

05-04-2003, 03:00 PM	#1
oneastrix Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 5,213	Funny Joke...... I have to give credit to my cop friend in Mississippi for this one.....hope she's watching her six out there......1* A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get > here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." Did God send you, > too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What > about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them > also," the mother said. "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the > child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. "So you're > telling me that there has been no sex in this family for 200 years! > No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here." > __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.

05-04-2003, 05:09 PM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,110 Blog Entries: 4	So that's the problem...Well I'm the man to fix this situation.(ha) There's more truth to this than you might think. :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

05-05-2003, 10:20 AM	#4
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,255 Images: 3	Funny. __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

05-05-2003, 03:45 PM	#5
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,110 Blog Entries: 4	1: Why do I feel so calm today after the storm? No stress...nothing. Just all smiles and agreeable. Ox __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".*

05-04-2003, 03:15 PM	#2
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Hummm sounds like my house.