Farmer celebrates

SPOCAHP ANAR · 05-04-2003, 04:06 PM

A Farmer walks into a bar and says "Bartender, give me the biggest beer you have!; I'm celebrating tonight!"

"Well, What a coincidence so am I", says the lady next to him. "What's the occasion", she asks?

"Well my chickens haven't laid any eggs in the last two years and all of a sudden they're producing like you wouldn't believe", says the old farmer.

"Well! What a coincidence, I haven't had been able to get pregnant in the last couple of years and I just came from the OBGYN and the doc says I am 2 weeks along!", says the lady. "So, what did you do to get them to start laying again?"

The Farmer replied, "I switched Roosters (edited for the purity of G&G-rhymes with ROCKS)".

"Well", said the Lady, "What a coincidence So did I"!

Oxford · 05-04-2003, 04:16 PM

Very funny joke. I passed it on to my friends without your waiver, though.

:nod:

oneastrix · 05-04-2003, 06:07 PM

LMAO......."purity of the GG......" Oh the sanctity!

05-04-2003, 04:06 PM	#1
SPOCAHP ANAR Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: SC-upstate Posts: 4,023 Trader Rating: (0)	Farmer celebrates A Farmer walks into a bar and says "Bartender, give me the biggest beer you have!; I'm celebrating tonight!" "Well, What a coincidence so am I", says the lady next to him. "What's the occasion", she asks? "Well my chickens haven't laid any eggs in the last two years and all of a sudden they're producing like you wouldn't believe", says the old farmer. "Well! What a coincidence, I haven't had been able to get pregnant in the last couple of years and I just came from the OBGYN and the doc says I am 2 weeks along!", says the lady. "So, what did you do to get them to start laying again?" The Farmer replied, "I switched Roosters (edited for the purity of G&G-rhymes with ROCKS)". "Well", said the Lady, "What a coincidence So did I"! __________________ Spocrest Out!..........

05-04-2003, 04:16 PM	#2
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 12,981 Trader Rating: (0)	Very funny joke. I passed it on to my friends without your waiver, though. :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

05-04-2003, 06:07 PM	#3
oneastrix Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 5,213 Trader Rating: (0)	LMAO......."purity of the GG......" Oh the sanctity! __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.