3 good ones

Sniper[MI] · 05-05-2003, 11:08 PM

Okay 2 good ones and one groaner......

1) Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him!

2) Q: How do you kill a submarine full of blondes?
A: You knock on the door!

3) Got this off another site....From Dewman...
"My Husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I'm in a good mood it turns green, and when I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fu#*n' red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time He Will Buy me a Diamond...."

:nod: :nod: :nod:

05-05-2003, 11:08 PM	#1
Sniper[MI] Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Future 51st state, "New Hope" Posts: 3,796	3 good ones Okay 2 good ones and one groaner...... 1) Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Right where you left him! 2) Q: How do you kill a submarine full of blondes? A: You knock on the door! 3) Got this off another site....From Dewman... "My Husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green, and when I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fu#*n' red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time He Will Buy me a Diamond...." :nod: :nod: :nod: __________________ FNUH!