Old 01-27-2011, 03:44 AM   #1
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Did you hear About the thief who stole a shipment of Viagra ?









He was a hardened Criminal !
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Old 01-27-2011, 08:11 AM   #2
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Awwwggg...groan!
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Old 01-27-2011, 08:20 AM   #3
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Did you hear About the thief who stole a shipment of Viagra ?
He was a hardened Criminal !
He should expect a stiff sentence...
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Old 01-27-2011, 08:29 AM   #4
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Old 01-27-2011, 08:31 AM   #5
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Old 01-27-2011, 10:13 AM   #6
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He was going to be released, but something came up!
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Old 01-27-2011, 12:26 PM   #7
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The cold is finally getting to him up there
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Old 01-27-2011, 08:44 PM   #8
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Old 01-27-2011, 09:28 PM   #9
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They said he was a stand up type of guy. They took two mug shots, just for evidence purposes.
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Old 01-28-2011, 01:33 PM   #10
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Sounds like, he will be poking around in the dark!
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At least he will not roll out of bed at night!
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He should expect a stiff sentence...
Probably hung.
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Old 01-28-2011, 07:54 PM   #13
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He has a job in the bakery. Carrying donuts !!
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