What does a BATF agent get on an IQ test?

Doglips · 05-23-2003, 03:45 PM

Found on Rime Firearms Conference...

Q: What does a BATF agent get on an IQ test?

A: Drool

Q: How many BATF agents does it take to change a light bulb?

A: BATF agents don't change light bulbs. They just light up the whole
building.

Q: Why are BATF marriages so unstable?

A: It's hard to make love wearing boots, body armor and a mask.

Q: How do you break a BATF agent's finger.

A: Punch him in the nose.

Q: What did the BATF agent say to the other BATF agent after the raid?

A: I thought *you* brought the marshmallows.

Q: What's the difference between a biker gang and BATF?

A: One is a group of violent social misfits that gets its jollies by
rape and murder. The other rides motorcycles.

SPOCAHP ANAR · 05-23-2003, 06:20 PM

Q: How do you break a BATF agent's finger.

A: Kick him in the @$$.

7mmag6 · 05-28-2003, 12:34 AM

Ahem i would be carefull about batf jokes, they probably read this forum more than we do

Doglips · 05-28-2003, 05:50 AM

Im on so many list that I think Im called a training aid....or crash test dummy

practical · 05-28-2003, 08:11 AM

Doglips, is you profile pic from a BATF training guide?

Doglips · 05-28-2003, 09:44 AM

No it the agent whos been parked accross the street for the last 6 months....Paranoid my psycologist calls it....I walk out of the house and its like the paverotize takeing pic of a movie star....lots of flashes...and people chaseing me.

05-23-2003, 03:45 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	What does a BATF agent get on an IQ test? Found on Rime Firearms Conference... Q: What does a BATF agent get on an IQ test? A: Drool Q: How many BATF agents does it take to change a light bulb? A: BATF agents don't change light bulbs. They just light up the whole building. Q: Why are BATF marriages so unstable? A: It's hard to make love wearing boots, body armor and a mask. Q: How do you break a BATF agent's finger. A: Punch him in the nose. Q: What did the BATF agent say to the other BATF agent after the raid? A: I thought you brought the marshmallows. Q: What's the difference between a biker gang and BATF? A: One is a group of violent social misfits that gets its jollies by rape and murder. The other rides motorcycles.

05-23-2003, 06:20 PM	#2
SPOCAHP ANAR Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: SC-upstate Posts: 4,094 Images: 3 Blog Entries: 4	Q: How do you break a BATF agent's finger. A: Kick him in the @$$. __________________ Spocrest Out!..........

05-28-2003, 08:11 AM	#5
practical Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Baton Rouge, LA/Casper, WY Posts: 736	Doglips, is you profile pic from a BATF training guide? __________________ Eric "The secret to life is honesty and fair dealing, if you can fake that you've got it made"

05-28-2003, 12:34 AM	#3
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	Ahem i would be carefull about batf jokes, they probably read this forum more than we do

05-28-2003, 05:50 AM	#4
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Im on so many list that I think Im called a training aid....or crash test dummy

05-28-2003, 09:44 AM	#6
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	No it the agent whos been parked accross the street for the last 6 months....Paranoid my psycologist calls it....I walk out of the house and its like the paverotize takeing pic of a movie star....lots of flashes...and people chaseing me.