Signs Your Company Is Planning A Layoff

Doglips · 04-02-2002, 09:33 PM

SIGNS YOUR COMPANY IS PLANNING A LAYOFF

- The CEO is frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Moe."

- Dr. Kevorkian hired as "Transition Consultant."

- Windows 98 shutdown screen reads, "It's Now Safe to Start Looking for Work."

- Company softball team down-sized to chess team.

- Sudden proliferation of teen-age geek interns.

- Your boss keeps asking you when he can "show your cubicle."

- Company president now driving a Yugo.

- Annual company holiday bash moved from Sheraton banquet room to abandoned Fotomat booth.

- Old Milwaukee is beer of choice at company picnics.

- Guard at front desk nervously fingers his revolver whenever you pass by.

- Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.

- Babes in Marketing suddenly start flirting with dorky personnel manager.

- Employee Discount Days discontinued at Ammo Outlet.

- Company dental plan now consists of pliers and string.

AR-tim · 04-03-2002, 02:21 AM

Whats wrong with Old Milwaukee????Just kidding. Where do you come up with all this stuff?
-Tim

jerry · 04-03-2002, 07:24 PM

Have you been to where i work? you should have looked me up i would have taken you to lunch and put it on my expense report.

04-02-2002, 09:33 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Signs Your Company Is Planning A Layoff SIGNS YOUR COMPANY IS PLANNING A LAYOFF - The CEO is frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Moe." - Dr. Kevorkian hired as "Transition Consultant." - Windows 98 shutdown screen reads, "It's Now Safe to Start Looking for Work." - Company softball team down-sized to chess team. - Sudden proliferation of teen-age geek interns. - Your boss keeps asking you when he can "show your cubicle." - Company president now driving a Yugo. - Annual company holiday bash moved from Sheraton banquet room to abandoned Fotomat booth. - Old Milwaukee is beer of choice at company picnics. - Guard at front desk nervously fingers his revolver whenever you pass by. - Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters. - Babes in Marketing suddenly start flirting with dorky personnel manager. - Employee Discount Days discontinued at Ammo Outlet. - Company dental plan now consists of pliers and string.

04-03-2002, 02:21 AM	#2
AR-tim Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: WI Posts: 307	Whats wrong with Old Milwaukee????Just kidding. Where do you come up with all this stuff? -Tim __________________ "Unfortunately, the Army has revealed no plans to develop an air-droppable, laser-guided, self-chilling keg of beer!" From "Airborne" by Tom Clancy

04-03-2002, 07:24 PM	#3
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 11,223 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	Have you been to where i work? you should have looked me up i would have taken you to lunch and put it on my expense report. __________________ Joe the plumber is screwed