Nookie Green

[Oxford]

While in confession, a man admits that its been one month since his last confession and he
has had sex with Nookie Greene once a week for the last month. The priest gives him 3 Hail
Marys for his penance, and advises him to go and sin no more.

Later another man confesses that its been two months since his last confession and he has
had sex with Nookie Greene twice a week for the last 2 months. The priest gives him a penance
of 10 Hail Marys and asks, "who is Nookie Greene?" The sinner lets him know that she is
new in town.

The next day the priest is preparing for the mass while the congregation is filing in and being
seated. Just as the priest turns toward the aisle a beautiful woman makes her way forward.
She is tall and shapely and dressed in a very flattering green dress with matching shiny leather
handbag and shoes. She seats herself right in front of the priest, her legs slightly apart. The
priest and the altar boy are equally amazed and both open mouthed. The priest leans toward
the altar boy and asks, "Is that Nookie Greene"? The altar boy says, No, I think it's just the
reflection off the shoes".

:nod:

[NRAJOE]

Might need some penicillen!