Cop Asks Him Where He's Going

Doglips · 06-05-2003, 07:35 AM

Cop Asks Him Where He's Going
One night a man - who was in no shape to drive - wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along the road, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture." the man said.

"And just who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.

"My wife." said the man.

oneastrix · 06-05-2003, 12:25 PM

Ain't that the truth!

NRAJOE · 06-05-2003, 01:29 PM

I told you not to tell anyone Bob! :drink: :cheer:

06-05-2003, 07:35 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Cop Asks Him Where He's Going Cop Asks Him Where He's Going One night a man - who was in no shape to drive - wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along the road, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." the man said. "And just who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife." said the man.

06-05-2003, 12:25 PM	#2
oneastrix Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 5,213	Ain't that the truth! __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.

06-05-2003, 01:29 PM	#3
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,255 Images: 3	I told you not to tell anyone Bob! :drink: :cheer: __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany