Kim Jong Il will share his reviews of the most recent films

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Kim Jong Il, whom many of you already know from his day gig as dictator of the People's Republic of North Korea. .

Each week Kim Jong Il will share his reviews of the most recent films and will let all of us in on the latest celebrity gossip, and it will all be done in an ideologically pure fashion consistent with the principles of dialectical materialism.

Hip, sassy and Marxist-Leninist. How cool is that!!!!!

Kim Jong Il will also be happy to answer all of your questions pertaining to the movies and the entertainment industry. Contact him at News@brokennewz.com.

Die Yankee Imperialist Dogs!!!

Kim Jong Il got big big Horrywood Report this week. Big-time summer brockbuster season start. The Matrix: Reroaded big-time piece of clap as far as Beloved Leader Kim Jong Il concerned. Gayboy Keanu Reeves no can act and Carrie-Ann Moss is no ronger hot. She rook now more rike poster girl for Resbian Golfers with Burimia. Monica Berrucci, now she hot hot hot! And Kim Jong Il happy to report Monica's big-time boobies are real deal. They nice and squishy in Kim Jong Il's hands.

Lawrence Fishburne is tellible as Morpheus. Now you know why Koreans no rike Negroes to go in our convenience stores. And where is Joey Pants? Just cause they kill Joey Pants in first frick no mean Joey Pants no can be in sequel. Kim Jong Il big-time bummed when Joey Pants no in 2nd Matrix frick. Kim Jong Il kill Warchowski brothers first chance come along.

Anger Management with Adam Sandler, Jack Nicholson and Marisa Tomei make Kim Jong Il raugh out roud. That Marisa Tomei hot hot hot! Her boobies not big rike Monica Berrucci's but she big-time cute. Marisa Tomei next actress on Kim Jong Il's rist to kidnap and have sex with. Only thing Kim Jong Il no rike about frick is Luiz Guzman playing gayboy. Why there have to be gay parts in Horrywood fricks? Kim Jong Il no rike paying his hard-earned North Korean wongbats to see frick with fags. Kim Jong Il decide he execute all producers who make fricks with fags. Kim Jong Il say more boobies, ress fags.

Horrywood Gossip-- Kim Jong Il heat Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz had three-way with romance novelist Jennifer Crusie. Hear secret film made of Cruise/Cruz/Crusie gangbang. If anyone have copy of frick let Kim Jong Il know. Kim Jong Il pay big-time money for frick.