06-09-2003, 03:12 PM
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| Senior Member   |  Tiger Woods in Ireland
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his volvo into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish country side. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top o' the mornin to yer, sir" the attendant says. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends down to tie his shoe. As he does so, two golfing tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "Ay, what are dey den, son" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "Ah. And what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on while I'm driving." answers Tiger. "Holy Jaysus," says the Irishman. "Dem boys at Volvo tink of everything!"  
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06-10-2003, 02:27 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 10 paces south of Canada
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Tiger in a Volvo? Wouldn't he really rather have a Buick?
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