06-18-2003, 12:16 PM
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| Senior Member   Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida
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|  Learn Your State Motto LEARN YOUR STATE MOTTO Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida: Home of the headless drivers Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, (Leave Your Money) Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's Michigan: First Line Of Defense from The Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars Hard At Work Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,and Very Little Else Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada: Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto right here! New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney ..... North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio: Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake By The Lake (Cleveland) Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee: The Edjucashun State Texas: Si' Hablo Ingles Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Yep Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really! |
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06-18-2003, 02:18 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Too Dang Hot, Arizona
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| Doglips, some good ones there....gave me a chuckle...fer sure....thanks.
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06-27-2003, 10:49 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NE PA - POCONOS
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|  You for got two. Hey Doglips, Last time I looked there were 50 states, and Washington D.C. ain't a state, it seems you forgot Wisconsin and Wyoming. Shame on you, just cause there's nothing there you still have to include them. :drink: :full: |
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06-28-2003, 06:39 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida
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| Big woops on my part....dont make em up..just copy them...gona spank my quality control monkey for this mistake  |
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06-28-2003, 08:18 AM
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| Moderator   Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 5,213
| Texas is right on the money.
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