In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked

Doglips · 07-01-2003, 12:50 PM

In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked readers to provide a motto for any federal agency. Some of our favorites:

U.S. Postal Service: When It Absolutely, Positively Has to Be There in About a Week or So.
Department of the Interior: Want Fires With That?
Legal Services Corp: The Best Defense That $19.95 Can Buy.
National Institute on Aging: Celebrating Our 39th Year!
U.S. Secret Service: Only Five Out of Forty-Three Ain't Bad.
Department of the Interior: Oddly, All Our Stuff Is Outdoors.
CIA: The White Swans Fly North for the Potatoes.
Department of Homeland Security: If You Feel Safe, We're Not Doing Our Job.
Food and Drug Administration: You Would Think Our Parties Wouldn't Suck, Wouldn't You?
Bureau of Consumer Protection: Got Bilk?
Department of the Interior: Only YOU Can Prevent Forests.
IRS: Complete Workshop A of Form 483 (b) to See if We Care.
Office of the Naval Inspector General: Yes, We've Heard It. No, We Don't Think It's Funny.
IRS: Shock and Audit.
Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service: We Offer Meaningful Conciliations, Unlike the Unreasonable Hammerheads at the National Mediation Board.
National Mediation Board: We Specialize in Realistic Mediation, Unlike Those Meshugenehs at the Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service.

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Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked readers to provide a motto for any federal agency. Some of our favorites: U.S. Postal Service: When It Absolutely, Positively Has to Be There in About a Week or So. Department of the Interior: Want Fires With That? Legal Services Corp: The Best Defense That $19.95 Can Buy. National Institute on Aging: Celebrating Our 39th Year! U.S. Secret Service: Only Five Out of Forty-Three Ain't Bad. Department of the Interior: Oddly, All Our Stuff Is Outdoors. CIA: The White Swans Fly North for the Potatoes. Department of Homeland Security: If You Feel Safe, We're Not Doing Our Job. Food and Drug Administration: You Would Think Our Parties Wouldn't Suck, Wouldn't You? Bureau of Consumer Protection: Got Bilk? Department of the Interior: Only YOU Can Prevent Forests. IRS: Complete Workshop A of Form 483 (b) to See if We Care. Office of the Naval Inspector General: Yes, We've Heard It. No, We Don't Think It's Funny. IRS: Shock and Audit. Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service: We Offer Meaningful Conciliations, Unlike the Unreasonable Hammerheads at the National Mediation Board. National Mediation Board: We Specialize in Realistic Mediation, Unlike Those Meshugenehs at the Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service.