New song I wrote as a joke.

oneastrix · 07-11-2003, 11:46 AM

I wrote a little diddy one night while I was sitting in my room with my acoustic guitar. I was about half-drunk, well, completely drunk at the time. I tossed it to my band one day and they thought it should be done live. So at our last gig (July 4th) I played it onstage, just me and an acoustic while the band took a break. To my suprise, the crowd really thought it was good. Of course they were drunk after spending the holliday floating the river, but heck, they liked it just the same.

"Burry Me in Beer" by 1*.....all rights reserved and all that

(Verse)
If I die of lip cancer, don't sue Copenhagen Snuff.
'Cause I'm tired of all these stupid ***** lawsuits costing all of us.
And if die because I can't breathe, don't sue them Marlboro Lights.
'Cause I made my own decisions, back before I died.

(Chorus)
Just burry me in beer, it's all I know
It's the only thing that's kept me sane
and it's how I want to go.

Just burry me in beer, it's tried and true
Put a pyramid of cans on my headstone
And know I'm watching over you.

(Verse2)
Now if a freight train smacks me, 'cause I parked upon the tracks
Don't you sue the railroad, over my dumb *****.
If I try to run from the fuzz, and they shoot my butt on sight.
I made my own decisions, back when I was alive.....

Just burry me in beer..........and so on and so forth.......just a little humorous number to a moderate country tempo. :cheer:
:cheer:

Dallas · 07-11-2003, 12:11 PM

I like it so far. Better tank up and write a few more verses.

oneastrix · 07-11-2003, 01:25 PM

:cheer:

NRAJOE · 07-11-2003, 01:38 PM

Country Music Awards, here comes Matt! :right:

toolman · 07-13-2003, 10:10 PM

I was just in S.A. for three days, should've stopped by for a live performance!

07-11-2003, 11:46 AM	#1
oneastrix Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 5,213	New song I wrote as a joke. I wrote a little diddy one night while I was sitting in my room with my acoustic guitar. I was about half-drunk, well, completely drunk at the time. I tossed it to my band one day and they thought it should be done live. So at our last gig (July 4th) I played it onstage, just me and an acoustic while the band took a break. To my suprise, the crowd really thought it was good. Of course they were drunk after spending the holliday floating the river, but heck, they liked it just the same. "Burry Me in Beer" by 1.....all rights reserved and all that (Verse) If I die of lip cancer, don't sue Copenhagen Snuff. 'Cause I'm tired of all these stupid ** lawsuits costing all of us. And if die because I can't breathe, don't sue them Marlboro Lights. 'Cause I made my own decisions, back before I died. (Chorus) Just burry me in beer, it's all I know It's the only thing that's kept me sane and it's how I want to go. Just burry me in beer, it's tried and true Put a pyramid of cans on my headstone And know I'm watching over you. (Verse2) Now if a freight train smacks me, 'cause I parked upon the tracks Don't you sue the railroad, over my dumb ***. If I try to run from the fuzz, and they shoot my butt on sight. I made my own decisions, back when I was alive..... Just burry me in beer..........and so on and so forth.......just a little humorous number to a moderate country tempo. :cheer: :cheer: __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.

07-11-2003, 01:25 PM	#3
oneastrix Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 5,213	:cheer: __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.

07-11-2003, 01:38 PM	#4
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,043 Images: 3	Country Music Awards, here comes Matt! :right: __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

07-13-2003, 10:10 PM	#5
toolman Mr. Fixit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx Posts: 5,566 Blog Entries: 22	I was just in S.A. for three days, should've stopped by for a live performance! __________________ Don't be messin' with my gun!

07-11-2003, 12:11 PM	#2
Dallas PUKHA DAWG Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C. Posts: 3,595	I like it so far. Better tank up and write a few more verses.